Here are 2 of my convos with 2 girls, one i met out at a party that i was dancing with and number closed (girl A).
The other one i kind of knew from mutual friends but we never really talked, i got her number when we were out at a party (girl B).
Me: Hey dork, i need your help with something
HB: haha whats up
Me: what did you eat for breakfast and lunch, im writing a paper for business.
HB: hmmmm, i ate a banana for breakfast and for lunch i ate a light egg sandwitch! haha why did you need to know that?
Me: just a banana? you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day
HB: haha i was too hung over
Me: oh i bet you are that typical (insert name of school here) part girl
HB: haha omg no wayyyy
Me: u know they type, u get into parties just because you are a girl then you bat your eyes at some poor guy so hell give you a drink
HB: hahah no way not meeee
Me: just keep telling yourself that :P but i gotta finish this essay so text me later
no reply after that... howd i do? where can i pick up from here? do i ask her to go eat somewhere?
Me: hey dork, i need your help with something
HB: hey sorry, whos this? my phone is all f*cked up
Me: hey, im asking the questions here buddy...its (my name) by the way
HB: ohhh hahah whats up
Me: what did you eat for breakfast and lunch, im writing a paper for business
i ate an omlette with cheddar cheese, tomato and onion and toast
Me: that actually sounds good for our schools food
HB: for lunch i had a salad and cheese bosco
whats ur paper on anyway
sticks (the name of a dining center on campus)
haha it was
its all about what you choose although its hard being a vegetarian here
Me: yeah i can tell your phone is messed up, i just got 5 different texts
HB: lol that was actually me not my phone hahahahaha
Me: well you need some texting lessons then, come by my office hours at around 6:00 (professors always say that to their students)
HB: shut it, ahahha im a fantastic texter im just busy sometimes lol
Me: i never knew you were a vegetarian, thats pretty cool
usually people bash it so i appreciate that
Me: tree hugger... *cough cough*
HB: haha Nothing wrong with that
Me: i never said there was! i gotta finish this paper so you just keep working on your texting and text me later
HB: yeah yeah
again howd i do? did that end badly? and where can i pick up with her?
And FYI...The funny thing is I actually needed to ask this question because i really had to write that paper for business.