I've never tried online dating, but I haven't been doing anything PUA for over 5 months, so I've really lost my touch. Taking work and school into account means I can't do much of anything these days, anyway. So, POF it is to keep things fresh!

I haven't sent any messages yet, but if you guys are up for critiquing my "About Me," that would be great! (Caveat - I wrote all this down just to write something and be a jerk in the process. Not sure I'll be taking any of this seriously.)

First thing's first - I own a shark. Just kidding, but wouldn't that be effing awesome?

I enjoy life. Mainly living it; otherwise, what's the point? I'm all for playing devil's advocate - I'll convince the both of us that 2+2 is really 5 (it actually is). Sarcasm is my native language. If you can't handle that, there's a little red X on the top right corner of your screen - hit it and go to sleep. Alone.

Fun and laughs make the world go round and that's what I do when I'm not working - make the world go round. I enjoy taking long walks, talking about pretty much anything, saving lives, and a bunch of other things. Oh, and my voice has a weird effect on people. They like it too much.

If you don't have a sense of humor, little red X. Otherwise that's (almost) all you need! 10 points if you own a shark and a hug if I can borrow it.