So guys, like the name says, I'm a newbie when it comes to online dating. But nonetheless, I've tried my best to scavenge what I could from the other threads out there. Before that, I must say you guys are a bunch very bright and talented people and I feel very honoured to have the opportunity to share my ideas with you guys.

So, I just created a new profile on POF, I've got quite a bit of visitors (I'm an average looking guy), but I think I can do more. I've been trying the video game opener, but all that did was get chicks to look at my profile and not respond, so I'm thinking about dropping that.

Anyhoo, here's the About Me section so far that I managed to rip off of Vicodin24 (sorry dude, but this seemed the most enticing to me):

First thing's first - I own a Lion. Just kidding, but wouldn't that be effing awesome?

I love everything about life. Especially living it and meeting new people; otherwise, what's the point, right?

By day I'm a Chemistry Student at Waterloo, A CEO of a gift card company, and also a cooking enthusiast (I will school you in any recipe, trust me, I'm like the love child of Gordon Ramsay and Emril Lagase when I'm in the kitchen - BAM you weren't expecting that!). By night, I'm Batman.. Just kidding, that will also be awesome, right?

But, I do take my work and school very seriously, I have high goals and ambitions in life and plan to do everything to attain them. So if you're looking for someone who's willing to settle down and dedicate the rest of their time to you, and tell you how pretty your eyeliner looks, then I'm sorry hun, but you're at the wrong profile.

Sports are also a big part of my life, I've been playing sports since I was a child (Basketball, football, soccer, track, and now tennis) and I don't plan on stopping now, I hit the gym 4 times a week and try to play tennis twice, so I am also looking for the same qualities in a lady.

I'm also multilingual, in addition to English, Arabic, Farsi, Spanish, and Italian(broken) I also speak sarcasm in all dialects and accents. If you can't handle that, there's a little red X on the top right corner of your screen - hit it and go to sleep. Alone.

Fun and laughs make the world go round and that's what I do when I'm not working - make the world go round. I enjoy taking long walks, talking about pretty much anything, saving lives, and a bunch of other things. Oh, and my voice has a weird effect on people. They like it too much.

If you don't have a sense of humor, little red X. Otherwise that's (almost) all you need!

P.S. 10 points if you own a Lion and a hug if I can borrow it.

Let me know if there's anything I can do to make it better?