THIS is honestly the funniest message I've seen. It's actually pretty good, other than the fact he's complimenting the girl's looks.
But it made me laugh for real.
I really might actually try this one out myself...
Dude wrote: Damm I have a bunch of swamp donkeys messaging me why can't somebody that looks like you message me???? Lmao
I'd definitely drop the "lmao" at the end though.
And a couple variations of that, like drop the "looks" compliment & say "someone normal like you" instead.
But overall, this is one of the better ones.