Had been away overseas and hadn't heard back from this one girl for a while, heard about the below line and tried it out. Not sure what I should reply with now. We've been out a couple of times usually all good. I had invited her to a concert previously.
Us not talking for 2 weeks is playing waaaayyyy beyond hard to get, you're going to drive me into the arms of several other women at this rate!
Oh? Several other women? Hahaha okay, go ahead. And no I can try go to the concert by myself.
^That was my drunk response. I know it's not very nice, but what you said was way beyond rude. That's all I have to say about that.
It's been a couple of days, I've been busy. Trying to work out what to say. Was going to say 'I would be surprised if I got a sober text from you :P' then something about the concert and her not replying to my original message but that makes it look like I was worried...