Met this girl (HB 8) at a bar last week and got her number along with a k-close. Been texting her over the past week, but things never seemed to take off. Would love some critique (and I mean please be harsh!) in terms of what I did wrong. I'm not very good with texting and am trying to learn.
Me: Prince Charming
Her: Lmao hey
Me: Where did you flee to!?
Her: Lol I'm sorry I got pretty drunk last night
Me: Haha, I've just started functioning again. Good night!?
Her: Lol ya drank a little too much though
Me: Tell me about it. Hilarity ensued after you left. Was good meeting you though, you seemed pretty cool
Her: Aw thank you, you too!
Me: Of course you could be Patrick Bateman crazy, who knows haha
*No response for a 4-5 days*
Me: Hey you've been absent. I figured you were in jail and tried to smuggle you a key but you weren't there.
Her: Lol no sorry its been a crazy week with midterms and such
Me: You owe me for trying to break you out though. Therefore you're going to take me to a fancy dinner at a McD's with the playland.
Her: Is that so?
Me: Absolutely. Of course you could cook for me but I don't know your abilities. I don't want to show up for microwaved steak
Her: Haaha ya that's not my style
Me: So you do have a style
Her: What are you trying to say?
Me: Lol. That was a joke miss history. I thought I was being cute and funny, I guess I was just being cute.
Deleted her number and already forgot about her, so I'm not looking for a way to salvage. Just trying to learn from my mistakes. Cheers guys!