Lemme see. I have done the pretend my neck is aching a little and if girl doesn't immediately show concern or touch it lightly, I stop doing that. Or I do some back stretching and just say aloud that I need to get my ass off to a masseuse and girls would usually say, either they love massages or ask me where I go. I then ask them if they prefer Reflexology with all those pressure points thing or Swedish, and then ask if they've heard of erotic massage, Thai massage, etc. Some girls offer the information that they like giving massages, or they give good massages so i just give them my hand and ask them to show
me. Sometimes, I ask them if they've heard of the DIVINE HAND JOB and for sure they'd laugh, but then i'd just take their
hand, call them on their dirty mind, and begin massaging their hand. Or I ask them to give me a sample of DVJ, like, "Let me see your hands. You look like someone who can give me great DVJ and I sure need one." They'd ask what it is, initially be confused what I was talking about, and I'd explain, they'd laugh and make feeble attempts at massage (mind you, some girls, if they're into you, will massage to impress).