This is NOT going to be about how to approach / message / friend request a hot girl on facebook.
THIS thread is all about exuding confidence, playfulness, and Alpha qualities in your Facebook status updates.
By doing so, you can grab the attention of a lot more people & give them the impression that you're even more awesome than you might actually be.
These are all status updates I've used at one time or another, that attracted a lot of attention, likes & comments.
Some of them I borrowed from other people, & some I made up on my own.
Feel free to use any of these on YOUR status updates. (Just be sure to change specific details to personalize it to yourself.)
You can also use these as examples / templates to give you ideas for coming up with your own new updates.
That said, here are quite a few examples for you.
Why do psychics always ask for your name when you first talk to them???
I like it when people call me “Sir”. I just wish they wouldn't follow it up with, “you’re making a scene.”
Seriously… why do zombies have stitches?? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?
Wanna stir up some mischief? Find group photo of 4 women. Then, comment “You three look incredible!”
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
I think the discovery channel should be on a different channel every day.
I want piņatas at my funeral so people can be happy… but filled with bees, so they’re not TOO happy.
I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses…. (You know who you are....)
Ever gone through someone else’s pictures and just appreciate the fact that you're not really friends with them?
A paper cut is a tree’s last revenge…
Honestly, when I crawled out of bed this morning I had no intention of being brilliant, but sometimes things just work out!
…That disappointing moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie. Darn you Hollywood!!
I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos — I’d give them up…. but really, what difference would it make?
If Facebook had a DISLIKE button, there would be that one jackass who would dislike everyone’s status just to be annoying.
Scratch here ---- ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
…Is diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Laughter: So powerful that even when it makes you pee your pants, you really don't care.
If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money..... Because you're spending it wrong!
I just went looking for the "like button" after reading a regular (NON-Facebook) text message on my phone... #FacePalm!
Am I the only one who has ever done that??
That moment when, you don't know if it's "Deja Vu"... or you really are crazy.
My blind neighbor & I always disagree…. For whatever reason, we just don't see eye to eye.
The reason light travels faster than sound, is the same reason some people appear bright until you hear them talk.
... has successfully protected his "Super-Hero Identity" for the past couple decades.
A lot of guys wonder: “How do you make a girl wet?” to which I say, that’s an easy answer....
When she’s not looking, throw her in a pool.
I have the best friends in the world!
(That's what's really on my mind, not gonna lie.)
I wish FB had a "Smack yo' booty" button... because sometimes a "poke" just doesn't suffice.
I'm ready to give Thursday a major throat-punch, so we can get Friday here more quickly!!
Who wants to join my gang?
You can't put a price on love... But dinner is usually at least $50.00
The only way out of the rat race is to take risks....
If you take risk out of life, you take OPPORTUNITY out of life.
... Is considering the possibility that "Chuck Norris" is the reason Waldo decided to go into hiding.
…NOBODY is perfect.
…Therefore MARK is perfect. heehee!!
... is wondering whether I should Feng Shui my apartment, or Wang Chung the hell out of it??? Either way it's gonna be cool.
I'm just taking a hypothetical survey here... to see what all y'all would do in this situation.
I was just grabbing a Mt. Dew from the store right by my apartment...
Some lady who appeared to be in her mid 70's stopped me to inquire if I was "Sean" from "The Bachelor".
OK, I get that he & I have similar haircuts... But that dude is waaaaaay more buff than I am… Long story short.... yeah, signed an autograph for her.
C'mon... it made her day! What was I supposed to do?
One benefit of having a bad memory is:
You can enjoy the same jokes over & over & over &.......
Does anyone know a good recipe for cooking a Wallaby?
...Is wondering: whether I should do the "Time Warp"... AGAIN, or the "Safety Dance".
When life gives you lemons, exchange them for limes.
Then, cut 'em up & put 'em in a Margarita... NOW things are good!! Problem solved
Finish this sentence:
"Whatever happened to..."?
There ya go fellas!
Now you have an idea of how to demonstrate High Value on Facebook.