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Thread: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

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    Default Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    This is NOT going to be about how to approach / message / friend request a hot girl on facebook.

    THIS thread is all about exuding confidence, playfulness, and Alpha qualities in your Facebook status updates.

    By doing so, you can grab the attention of a lot more people & give them the impression that you're even more awesome than you might actually be.

    These are all status updates I've used at one time or another, that attracted a lot of attention, likes & comments.
    Some of them I borrowed from other people, & some I made up on my own.

    Feel free to use any of these on YOUR status updates. (Just be sure to change specific details to personalize it to yourself.)
    You can also use these as examples / templates to give you ideas for coming up with your own new updates.

    That said, here are quite a few examples for you.
    Enjoy!

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    Why do psychics always ask for your name when you first talk to them???


    I like it when people call me “Sir”. I just wish they wouldn't follow it up with, “you’re making a scene.”


    Seriously… why do zombies have stitches?? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?


    Wanna stir up some mischief? Find group photo of 4 women. Then, comment “You three look incredible!”


    Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.


    I think the discovery channel should be on a different channel every day.

    I want piņatas at my funeral so people can be happy… but filled with bees, so they’re not TOO happy.


    I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses…. (You know who you are....)


    Ever gone through someone else’s pictures and just appreciate the fact that you're not really friends with them?


    A paper cut is a tree’s last revenge…


    Honestly, when I crawled out of bed this morning I had no intention of being brilliant, but sometimes things just work out!


    …That disappointing moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie. Darn you Hollywood!!


    I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos — I’d give them up…. but really, what difference would it make?


    If Facebook had a DISLIKE button, there would be that one jackass who would dislike everyone’s status just to be annoying.


    Scratch here ---- ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.


    If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP


    …Is diagonally parked in a parallel universe.


    Laughter: So powerful that even when it makes you pee your pants, you really don't care.


    Dear Millionaires,
    If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money..... Because you're spending it wrong!


    I just went looking for the "like button" after reading a regular (NON-Facebook) text message on my phone... #FacePalm!
    Am I the only one who has ever done that??


    That moment when, you don't know if it's "Deja Vu"... or you really are crazy.


    My blind neighbor & I always disagree…. For whatever reason, we just don't see eye to eye.


    ...just realized:
    The reason light travels faster than sound, is the same reason some people appear bright until you hear them talk.


    ... has successfully protected his "Super-Hero Identity" for the past couple decades.


    A lot of guys wonder: “How do you make a girl wet?” to which I say, that’s an easy answer....
    When she’s not looking, throw her in a pool.


    I have the best friends in the world!
    (That's what's really on my mind, not gonna lie.)


    I wish FB had a "Smack yo' booty" button... because sometimes a "poke" just doesn't suffice.


    Alright....
    I'm ready to give Thursday a major throat-punch, so we can get Friday here more quickly!!
    Who wants to join my gang?


    You can't put a price on love... But dinner is usually at least $50.00


    The only way out of the rat race is to take risks....
    If you take risk out of life, you take OPPORTUNITY out of life.


    ... Is considering the possibility that "Chuck Norris" is the reason Waldo decided to go into hiding.


    ...is nobody.
    …NOBODY is perfect.
    …Therefore MARK is perfect. heehee!!


    ... is wondering whether I should Feng Shui my apartment, or Wang Chung the hell out of it??? Either way it's gonna be cool.
    I'm just taking a hypothetical survey here... to see what all y'all would do in this situation.


    So,
    I was just grabbing a Mt. Dew from the store right by my apartment...
    Some lady who appeared to be in her mid 70's stopped me to inquire if I was "Sean" from "The Bachelor".
    OK, I get that he & I have similar haircuts... But that dude is waaaaaay more buff than I am… Long story short.... yeah, signed an autograph for her.
    C'mon... it made her day! What was I supposed to do?


    One benefit of having a bad memory is:
    You can enjoy the same jokes over & over & over &.......


    Does anyone know a good recipe for cooking a Wallaby?


    ...Is wondering: whether I should do the "Time Warp"... AGAIN, or the "Safety Dance".
    Decisions, decisions....

    When life gives you lemons, exchange them for limes.
    Then, cut 'em up & put 'em in a Margarita... NOW things are good!! Problem solved

    Finish this sentence:
    "Whatever happened to..."?

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    There ya go fellas!
    Now you have an idea of how to demonstrate High Value on Facebook.





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    Default Re: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    Amazing as always, T-Mal!

    I loved the one about making a girl wet by just throwing her in a pool.
    Always be honest with women. That's the true meaning of a PUA.

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    Default Re: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    Thanks brotha!

    I also want to make sure I mention this to everyone, since I forgot to put it in my original post:

    Feel free to add your contributions to this thread too!!

    If you came up with a killer FB status that garnered a lots of attention & reactions, you're very welcome to share it here.

    After all, these status updates aren't going to post themselves!


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    Default Re: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    These are some really great posts T-Mal. They can be useful and inspirational. However, copy and paste will only get you so far. In the end, it is one's own creativity that will always triumph. I've written a whole section on how to come up with your own posts of all different varieties in my guide on facebook game. Check it out below!

    The Facebook Method 2.0

    Given that said, I will contribute a few of my own successful posts:

    Horror Movie Rule #1) If you go investigate a weird noise, you definitely deserve to die from your lack of common sense

    Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! May I take your order?

    Fact: Beer does not make you FAT. It makes you LEAN... against bar stools, imaginary street lamps, and ugly people

    Just paused Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to go satisfy my chocolate craving. This is why I can't watch Breaking Bad


    One thing to note, these have been successful for me, but they are not as successful as the posts that I have tailored to my own life experiences and stories. Once again, check out my Facebook Guide if you want to know how to make your own original posts.
    "There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time." - Malcolm X

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    Default Re: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    Thanks TMal. I tend to post pics with a caption below or memes. Think this is a very useful post.
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    Default Re: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    Great addition!

    And I totally agree that guys eventually need to learn how to depend on themselves, when it comes to this stuff.

    Not only will a guy be able to improve his own life & see better results; but he'll also be able to help his friends when THEY need someone to give them some advice.

    The thing about expressing High Value on Facebook, is to never rant about negative crap going on in your own life.
    No matter how pissed off or bitter you might be at any particular moment, blowing up & spouting off on your FB page, makes you look completely BETA.

    So ALWAYS make sure your status updates are positive, enlightening, enthusiastic, genuine, or have some humor. Mix it up though... don't always just post humorous, or you'll be thought of as a clown.

    Don't JUST post enlightening things, or people will think you've lost your sense of fun & adventure.

    ...You get the point.


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    Default Re: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    i'll make note of this. This given me some dope ideas

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    Default Re: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    got a couple of responds from one of the statuses you posted in this thread.

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    Default Re: Facebook High Value Status Updates - by T-Mal

    Omg.. this works so great!!!! iam getting likes from girls i never even chateed before!!! amazing!!!!!


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