Emergency! Online dating gone wild
Holy moly cannoli. You are not going to believe what just happened to me!? As I stated here in a previous thread questioning why when I negged a girl hard why in the world would she check my profile, it gets better. Right when I gave up on online game I decided now to go completely nuts.
Just negged a girl even harder than the first time! This one is classic please advise!
Profile of HB9 w/killer gym bod
"I don't do random hookups, and if you are a guy with a shirtless pic don't waste anyone's time with that! I am looking to start a family so Religion comes first."
Totally went to town with sarcasm. As you can imagine boys I have been learning now that I am increasingly less needy I say almost the exact things I felt when I was needy but now I am doing it to get a kick out of it! But that huge sarcastic rant I gave her well she bought it! To be strait I have been on POF for over a year and contacted every hot girl sometimes for months when I had Oneitis. Now though? My first ever POF reply from a hardcore gaming hottie!
"Gosh I would kill for some coffee and Yoga sometime with someone as desirable as you(One of my real dating concepts, dating method I use to hook girls but NEVER this early you can tell I was just trying to be an A-hole). Also I am looking for something long term(facepalm sounds super needy but I was being super sarcastic since she said she wanted long term so I was trying to be a jerk), it's super exciting! I hope I meet someone down the road as committed as you(again being a total a-hole as this girl's attitude bothered me).
"Thanks for the sweet message"
WTF?! She is a total high and mighty my whole family is football players, I love family kind of girl! I was trying to be a jerk to get used to rejection to practice and though I gave no hint to my sarcasm she thinks I was being sweet? Wtf is going on and why did this work? Wait outcome independence oh yeah. Nice guys do finish last as I was trying to be anything but nice but I didn't downright insult her or anything just slammed everything she said on its head and acted like I liked the same thing. So anyway it's my turn what next? Seems like I always blow it early in the game so I need some advice while I get my next message ready.
NM I got my message ready I know what to say now that I stopped freaking out. Going strait for the date and number. Can't get laid online talking to girls man. So going for Valentine's Day and this will suck if I get a GF cuz I have big plans this Summer to game tons of HB's. My wingman quit his job for a new job with weekends off just to spend time with me gaming girls now I might be dating someone as of next week if she agrees? Man this is going to be awkward. Still any insights why this worked would be great but good on what I need to tell her.
I usually lose very early in the game so going on a date with a chick online is pretty much impossible at this point so trust me I am counting on her flaking on me, ignoring me, rejecting me, blocking me, testing me, this ain't my first rodeo I know she is going to play me to the core!
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