So I use this on OKC and POF (OKC I answer most of the other "about me" sections fairly honestly with humor thrown in), I won't say where I got it from, but I know one of you will instantly recognize the style, and I hope it's okay. To protect what I know you want to be private, I won't say who's style it is (I honestly randomly happened upon it while perusing this sight and putting "2 and 2 together.") Anyway, I didn't "rip" anything from anyone (maybe a line or two), simply used the style, so I'm not sure how good it is. Fine tuning would be appreciated.
Moments ago, ElusiveWhiteLion reportedly released his new, more interesting profile. When asked about his decision to do so, he only had one thing to say: "My old profile sucked. It was time for a change. I mean, I like to have fun, and sure, I'm looking for someone who has their head on straight, but isn't everyone?"
When investigators looked further into the issue, they discovered that aside from spending time on the internets, ElusiveWhiteLion (EWL) also enjoys rock climbing, cliff jumping, and various athletics, claiming that the outdoors are a "guilty passion" of his. In response to curiosity about his quirky personality, one source claiming to be a "close friend" had this to say: "Well, all you really need to understand is if you can laugh at yourself, and not take the small things too seriously, you'll get along great. Once that clicks, he's a pretty simple guy."
Results haven't been finalized quite yet, but initial data shows women everywhere appear to love this original, fresh concept.
Reporters caught up with an outside source, "Amy," who said, "Well, I haven't PERSONALLY read his profile, but, like, my friend Jessica did, and she said it was, like, basically amazing. And anything Jessica likes, I like. So yeah, it's pretty awesome or whatever." When confronted with this comment, EWL allegedly said, "Uh...Amy's not really my type, I'm more into original thinkers. I'm glad she enjoys my profile though."
Recently he's been seen enjoying his favorite foods at diners such as P.F. Chang's, Red Robin, and even Denny's, and sources at work claim he is "really fun to work with" and "a great leader." These comments have yet to be confirmed.
Information is still coming in about this man of mystery, but what we do know is he's driven, quick-witted, and decisive. However, one thing is certain - wherever he is spotted, he and the people around him always seem to be having a fantastic time!
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Things I've considered: Changing around my first "comment" about it sucking before, the "Amy" conversation might need to be scrapped, the asterisk'd line may be just cocky instead of cocky-funny.