Re: Picking up on instagram
Well if you already know her well enough to have her on Facebook or Kik then why even bother with Instagram? Build some comfort with her and set up a date. But, if you insist on the Instagram thing, maybe bring up one of her photos. Something unique though. My friend who I haven't really talked to since high school(sans a few drunken pub conversations) posted a picture of the Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe made out of pancakes so I asked her whether or not she can make those for me sometime and it worked fine. Like Othello said, "stick to real life playboy".
"You know what my dream for this summer is? To have all the girls that you and I have farked this summer out on the SS Vagina."
"That is the dream. It'll be one big mess of bad decisions and failed relationships."
"We're the guys you don't introduce your parents to."