OK… so you’re wondering what sort of texts to send a girl to make (and KEEP) her interested. Right?
How do you separate yourself from the dozens of other guys who are probably fighting for her attention? You have to be different! Stand out from the rest & bring FUN into the equation.
If a girl has started to cool off & isn’t returning texts like she used to, chances are you’ve fallen back into old habits and started sending stuff again like:
“Hey” or “What’s up?” or “How are you?” or “Yo!” or “What ya doin’?” or “how was your day?” etc…
Basically you’re boring her to death.
Here are some goodies that I’ve personally used many times, used to re-spark an interaction when it started cooling off, OR just to maintain the ones that were already going well.
You have to figure out the correct context & timing for some of them... so use you head a bit when you're sending these!
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Hey Chowder-head, I saw you peeking in my window last night... The Pirate costume didn't fool me!
Hey Speed Racer, I need to borrow your lead foot. Will you be my getaway driver?
Hey, do your cookbooks have any recipes on how to cook a gazelle? I'm totally stumped at the moment
Heya little hungry eyes, How is it that you always make me smile?
I just saw a grey-haired woman with a “whale tale” thong… made me think of you.
I just saw an old man on a scooter wearing knee-pads & a helmet, checkin out girls... made my day
I just saw Santa shopping for your Christmas present already... You really ARE naughty!!
I swear the waitress had a mustache when I went to lunch today!! Yosemite Sam would be sooooo jealous!!
I think something's wrong with my phone. Every time I type your name, auto-correct changes it to 'Dork-a-licious'!!
I'm accidentally sending you this text message right now, but I really intended on sending it to someone else...
I'm gonna grab a shower, then I'll meet ya there... BTW, don't think about me being wet & naked!!
I'm psychic- and I predict that at exactly this moment right now, YOU are reading this text. Pretty good huh?
I'm typing this text very slowly, because I know you can't read fast... hahaha
If you were my baby sitter, I'd either be really bad or really good... depending on which would get me a spanking!
Just saw a 3 yr old girl push her little brother down & take his toy... kinda reminded me of US.
Kung Pow, little chicken! I'm diggin your spicy, sassy attitude. I hope you're this feisty later tonight!
My messages do not self-destruct, so be sure to manually delete all the incriminating ones!!
Next weekend, me + you… G-String showdown. Bring your A-game!
OK, so there was either a Grizzly Bear in my mirror this morning, or I just really look like HELL when I wake up!
OMG! Do you text your mother with those thumbs??
Quit complaining about being cold & get your butt over here so I can cuddle you! Problem? Solution!
There may or may not be a briefcase full of money in my trunk... what do you think the odds are?
Ummm... quick question; poodles AREN'T supposed to talk... right?
Goin on vacation!? I hope you get hit by a wave, get water up your nose & lose your top! That'll teach ya to brag. Heehee!
What's goin on, little swan? You're not in jail are you? (I hope not because I can't afford to bail you out!!!)
What's kickin, baby chicken? I was just thinking about ya...
Question: Why do sandwiches that someone else made, always seem to taste better??
Ya know, for a complete dork you're pretty cool.
Ya know, this phone isn't gonna text itself... be a sport & help a brotha out.
You sure do talk a lot of smack for such a 'little girl'... Who’s 'big girl panties' did you put on today??
You're not the only nut... If you were a Squirrel I'd be in your mouth! That's how nutty I am!
Your secret is safe with me... unless someone else offers me money. (If that happens, I fall to the power of persuasion.)
Heya Spunky Brewster, I have a rather unique picture of you from last night... Thanks for the entertainment!
Don't worry... I'll only get you drunk enough to take advantage of ME.
Did I see you on the news this morning? That was a horrible mug-shot!
Cock-a-doodle-doooo!! Rise & shine little camper, it's a gorgeous morning… Can't wait to see your smiling face.
Are you a Pancakes or Waffles kind of girl?
Aloha little princess! Your grass skirt & coconut bra had quite an effect on me... Even if it WAS just a dream.
Hey chicken little, it's lunchtime. FOOD CHECK! Send me a pic of what you're eating.
Good morning little cuddle bug, you were the 1st thought in my mind when I woke up. Thank you for making me smile!
Good afternoon, baby baboon! Just wanted to say “hey” while I monkey around during lunch. Let's grab a drink after work.
Actually, I kinda have a thing for Amish farmers & I'm sure you'd look adorable in that outfit.
Touche'... well played Sassy-Pants! I can see you're well-suited for battle.
OK smarty-pants... You better be nice, because I can bite your ankles quicker than you can say “Bananarama”!!
Heya Sweet Face, 1 Big milkshake / 2 straws.... Saturday at 4:04. Xoxo
Ahhh, Ice cream, nothing sweeter on a day like this... except your lips. Can't wait to see you!
Hey Goldilocks, let's find out if blondes really do have more fun!
Hey little penguin, important question - Fruity Pebbles or Lucky Charms?
Heya Nerd-ball, I'm craving pizza! Just ordered it so getcha butt over here!
Hey nerdy-bird, what'choo gonna do when they close the pool for the season? You just might have to get a life. haha!
Hey Sassy-pants! Question for ya: Pizza or Tacos? Rest up & holla back. xoxo
Hey ghost girl, I hope you're in good spirits today. BTW, quit haunting my dreams!!
Hot, 95 & sunny. I'll be poolside with a cold drink. Bring your sunscreen!
Hopefully, you get the idea!
If you're struggling with text game, take these ideas & have fun!
Use them as-is, & make your own new ones.
Trust me, you CAN make girls more attracted to you over text!