So today I have been on fire with Tinder, so I'm posting a few of the conversations up for your reading pleasure. (I'm 19 and Canadian). I've also included the entire convo mostly so you can see the dynamics a bit better.
Hey missy what type of trouble are ya up to tonight
Well I went out clubbing but had a terrible time hahaha
Oh seriously? My buds at flowers say its pretty good
I went there but my friend didnt bring two pieces of ID
Your friend sounds like a bit of a dumbass lol.
That was pretty much the end of your night then eh
Hahah well then we went to diamond and there was a bunch of duds hahahah it was my first time going out too
more small talk, get number
hahah stop (;
But who's there?
Hahha take a guess
I dont want to. If I guess wrong its embarrasing
Better guess right then ;P
It starts with a S
What are ya up to missy
*No reply waited 2 days
Hey whats up? (;
Just cookin' up a mean lunch, how about yourself
I just got up (little monkey holding its eyes thing)
Hahahah sleepyhead much
Though ill be honest it's more of a breakfast then lunch (little monkey holding its mouth thing)
Its because I never sleep really oooh the truth comes our
Hey I hear they're offering spelling lessons up at the university Perfect, maybe you'll be able to keep up with me then ;P
I hate you that was sassy I like it
Dont worry you'll absolutely despise me soon So besides doing the whole looking beautiful thing, do you work or go to school?
Hahahah you'll hate me too. I work at Marks and I'm going to school in Vic in september! you??
Oooh I'm a server at Bobs I dont think we can be friends ;P and I'm also a wedding DJ!
We can be friends because Marks is better noooo way me too
Girl don't start a culinary war your gonna lose I play dirty (Kissy face) Oh ya? What's your DJ name
Hahah I like things dirty (; you'll probably lose though. I was joking (;
I don't think there's ever been a play fight I lost, most girls tire out after only the first round... Your not like that I hope (;
I'm really competitive so I never lose. Looks like we have a stand still. I'm not like most girls. I'm not that easy (;
Only one way to solve that... I guess i'm going to have to invite you over, dammit ;P I dont mind a challenge (;
Do you live in Ktown? (;
Well i'm shopping in kelowna that's why I asked
Yeah right beside Bobs, I'm headed to work but im off at 8:30
Got off early, you still in town?
Yes I'm at my dad's
He lives in ktown
Cool, come over and we can cook some dinner... Before I kick your ass (;
I already had dinner (;
Then we can skip right to the ass kicking (; Say 8:23 at my place
Wow forward (;
I didn't take you as the beating around the bush type (;
Hahah good call (;
ADDRESS see you soon (kissy face)
I have plans
Cancel them (;
Unless your just making excuses so you don't get your ass kicked, in which case have fun with you "plans" (;
Shutup (; I'm not scared of you
See you at 8:23 then
Why at 8:23 soooo specific
Do you complain about everything?
Too bad, 8:23, or else I may have to spank you (;
I thought you were doing that anyways (; I cant...
Hahaha alright whatever scardypants
Oh shutup (;
What time are you done your activity
I don't know I'm hanging with a friend!
That sounds extremely exciting
Kay f u bud
(Laughing crying face) ;P (kissy face)
Hey missy what type of trouble are ya up to?
The best kind! What about you?
The worst kind, I'm not sure we can be friends (;
We could always meet in the middle? (;
As long as "in the middle" is my place I think I can live with that (;
That was smooth (; haha
Hey... lets go for an adventure ("lets go for an adventure was in her bio)
How does dancing in the rain and exploring (uni) sound
Then a hot cup of hot coco after of course
Exploring (uni)? Is there secret parts I dont know about?
I don't know, just make sure you wear your rain boots (; Lets say meet me at the (building) in 46 minutes?
So very tempting. Bronchitis is kicking my ass right now though
Unless your into coughing haha
We could just skip right to the hot coco hahaha
Another night? Perhaps after I'm not longer contagious
Goooood call lol. Shoot me a text, XXXXX with your full name
Alright can do
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