Hey guys. I did this once before but I have changed my profile since then. I'm sure parts of this will get torn apart by you guys but that's ok. I am going to keep part of it no matter what but even I will admit that some of it probably has to go.
First my pictures. I have about six pictures up on POF. My main one has me sitting down on a rock in the woods(I like the outdoors). One has me singing with a brunette. One has me next to a cute woman wearing a hat in the woods in the winter. One has me next to an attractive blonde in a red shirt. One has me with the moon behind me(taken at a park in the night). One has me wearing a grey shirt that was taken in a restaurant. That's about it for the pics.
My headline says: "grab me soon. Only one left in stock!"
(This I like and unless someone can come up with something even more clever I plan on keeping it at least for now).
I've always had a love hate relationship with vegetables. When I was about six years old I wrestled a turnip. Big deal you say. Well it was a giant turnip. Then along came a cauliflower. Then broccoli. Then a few years later a giant tomato came after me. However, I was prepared this time with a kitchen knife in one hand and a fork in the other. I've eaten my veggies ever since. These days they don't give me a hard time. Fruit on the other hand is another story. I sometimes have issues with strawberries, peaches, pineapple etc.
Sorry ladies you won't get this from me:
Uh, I like long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners. On our first date I'll take you out to dinner. We'll go to a nice fancy restaurant. You can order whatever you want. I'll treat. I'll even buy your movie ticket and your popcorn and a house for you and everything else you want. If I can't afford it I'll steal the money. I'll open all the doors for you all the time, treat you like you are somehow better than me and over all just kiss your ass 24/7. I'll never challenge you or argue with you and I'll agree with everything you say because I'm a good little boy that you can just lead around on a leash. You'll like me I promise. LOL.
So if you are looking for the above guy, a guy who is going to call or text you 2-3 times a day, do exactly what you want and be wrapped around your little finger you probably should keep on looking because you won't find that person here.
No, I don't have "issues." I just want to be with a woman who wants to be treated as an equal and is going to treat me as an equal and with respect. It's all a two way street. You get what you give and vice versa.
First date: Something where we can get to know each other a bit better like nude sunbathing or skinny dipping. Meeting for a cup of coffee or tea or whatever is usually a safe bet too. I am flexible even though I suck at yoga.
(POF has strict rules about not having anything sexual whatsoever in your profile so I'm thinking about taking out the part about nude sunbathing or skinny dipping. )
Interests: music, outdoors, fun, excitement, adventure
They just added a new field called level of ambition. I put down "not ambitious." Isn't part of the whole point to make it seem like I'm not trying so hard?