I re-intiated with a girl I ain't talked to in a month with golden re-intiator "You never write, you never call, rent is due, and the kids are worried sick. What should I tell them?
She responded Tell them their mother joined a band of gypsy vagabonds.
She playing along
I thought I would respond with You need to come home and teach ur daughter about the birds and the bees just to get the conversation sexual but may come off kinda creepy any other suggestions??