I love text game. I'm a natural writer, and I love having lots of time to think about just the right thing to "say".
So tonight I was text gaming with K, the 23 yr old.college girl I have mentioned from time to time. Still no lay but her schedule is truly brutal, she's practically pre med plus working a job. She says after the semester is over she'll have more time.
So here is how I keep things interesting for her. Once a week, while she's at work I text her for a little while. Never for more than an hour or so. Anyway check out how I did.this.tonight..
First I buttered her up with some good things the bosses said about her performance, which is exemplary. So after juicing her up real good I unleashed my big guns.
ME:So, I have a huge crush on Tracy. Working for her would be ...interesting for sure.
K: Who is Tracy again? (Ahhh jealousy plot.. thank you mystery for teaching me that concept)
Me:The GM at the sister property I interviewed with about the assistant GM spot. We got along great from the start.
K:haha. Will you get all giggly and nervous around her?
Meo I get giggly and nervous around you? (Zing! Just implied a crush on her and.changed conversation to her)
K:If you do, you hide it really well. Mr. Smooth
Now, at this point I had to break game rules. It was a risk worth taking because I need to establish her interest unambiguously before proceeding.
Me:Only thing I'm nervous about is creeping you out and winding up in front of my bosses asking why I'm harrassing the new girl. As far as anyone knows, I barely know you.
K:haha I'm hard to creep out I think, sorta..
Me:Well, I'll never push those limits at work. Out and about is a different story. Then I will test them a little, that's probably why you are hesitant to hang out with me, not that I blame you. I'm pretty irresistible.
K:This is true. You just never know about things. Why I tend to stay away from dating people at work and the sort. But hanging out is different. If I ever get some free time. I really want to go out.(Whatever you gotta tell your rationalization hamster sweetheart)
Me:That's cool. Don't worry, I know what lines not to cross. That doesn't mean I won't employ my vast charms to entice you into letting me cross them. Have a good night. Gotta rest now.
K: I'm totally fine with that! Sleep Well (Rationalization Hamster Happy)
Well, any evaluations? I really need to get her out but I feel I really have established her sexual interest in me to at least some degree. It is a shame women have to have their inner desires coaxed out of them in the manner we do it, but modern society leaves us no damn choice.