Here's the Convo so far:
Me: Congratulations! Thank you for enrolling in a relationship with (my name). To continue receiving these messages, reply ‘HEY’. To unsubscribe, reply ‘FUCK OFF’.
Her: Lmao. Shall I shall opt out of the program by responding with a more human response?
Me: This message was generated by Skynet from Cyberdyne Systems. Resistance is futile. We do, however, offer a more "human-like" vocal response system that may be compatible with your personality matrix. We call this a "phone chat."
Her: And give me one good reason why I should do this, oh strange man impersonating a creepy automated response mechanism?