Me - Heya Kami, you popped up in my "people you may know" thing but after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii...but I am going
to need half our money according to our prenup
12 hours ago
Her : Whoa whoa whoa buddy, what caused the divorce? and I'll be living it up in Hawaii, oh well 😎
7 hours ago
Me -You know between both of us working and then we started arguing, had some awesome makeup sex, it was a vicious circle.. Oh yeah Hawaii is kinda trashed another reason told you not to feed Gizmo after midnight