Here you go. Play Whack-A-Mole with it.
"I've got a mile a minute personality. I'm fast paced and hate wasting time. You always need to be productive. I like people that can take a joke and dish one right back to you. I enjoy saying outrageous things and seeing how people react. My dazzling smile keeps me out of trouble.
I'm fairly calm. There's no point in sweating in social situations. That's what work is for. I don't do drama. All it does is make problems bigger than they really are.
When people say to me,"how are you?" I avoid saying "ok" or "good" because that's everybody else's line.
I'm not an open book so I'm going to avoid any deep conversations. Depending on my mood I'll message you something charming, mouthy, topical, or philosophical."