This girl was going to close down her Tinder App because all the guys were boring and pretty much trying to get in her pants. Yay for the 95 percent of the population. Thanks guys, you made it easy.
Here it goes, after finding out why she was closing it, I texted her (i got her number early on, just haven't managed to talk to her) I will post a field report later
Me:It's your future man. The one you are going to spoil with riches and video games
Her: Lmfaooo oh in that case, hey babe lol
Me: ouch oh oh i think my shoulders need a massage babe
Her: lol!!! Awe poor baby, come let me take care of you
Me: Oh thanks babe, if you do that , I'll make sure to take care of you
Her: Loll! That part will be easy for you, I don't ask much
Me: Oh really, You know you can..I can change it up
Her: Haha!! You want me to ask for a lot? Pshh
Me: You can be specific. Doesn't hurt
Her: I am not hard to please
Me: Fine fine. Just thought I would be a gentleman
Her: Cuddles, romantic gestures, forehead kisses lol
Me: Lol. That sounds easy enough. Just the cuddles and forehead kisses tho.
Me: Romantic stuff later okie dokie?
Her: Lol I didn't mean anything sexual. I meant cute texts and premade plans movie nights and just sweet things
Me: oh my god, i need a salary or an hourly wage
Her: you're confusing, we might have to future break up :/ pshh
Me: oh noooo i can't live without you baby
her: LMFAOO! Made my night. I think I'll keep you a little longer
Me: oh great great. As long as Im getting some massages and kisses
Her: lmfaoo you only want me for my massages. u don't even know if they're good
Me: i'm pretty sure i added kisses in there somewhere. Those count
HeR: lollll! Yeah I guess that was in there too
Me: mhm yeah you guess. You just want to hold out on what's mine. Selfish
Her: what's yours? Lmfaoo what is it that you own sir?
Me : Just gonna stop talking now so I don't shoot myself in the foot hahaha
Her: I am still waiting to hear what you own
Me: You know you should come out for a drink with me sometime
Her: Good idea . Call me selfish, then ask me out for a drink? Lmfaoo my future man sure is a sweet talk, huh?
Me: haha what can i say i am a modern day casanova with a lil wayne in the mix
Her: oh my goodness..No! Lol but maybe i'll go for a drink with you
Me: Hahaha, you love it. Perfect
Her: Perfect for a maybe? Hmm you surely are an interesting one...I'm gunna keep you around for now
Me: I am pure gold baby.
Her: I like that shit keep it up.