One of the main things I have noticed with Tinder is that you can use a girls moments to your advantage to make that good opener. You can also have creative thing to say about one of her pictures. If she is wearing a swat uniform(those hot Halloween ones, talk about how that outfit won't do well in close quarters etc. Now that Tinder has added the interest features, you can incorporate that into your conversation with the girl as well.
This girl i opened before and she originally wasn't on Tinder to meet guys. She was on it to stalk a specific guy for her coworker to see if he meant what he said about liking her for her and leaving Tinder behind. Woops...Emily found the guy, but she changed her Tinder blurb to normal after that and here is my opportunity.
Here is another conversation, that I had a lot of fun with. Tinderrrr!!!
She uploaded some moment with her saying how she is ginger...opener commence
Me: you didn't tell me you were a ginger..
Her: does it make a difference haha
Me: it does dork butt
(I have been reading the texting bible sticky )
Her: hahaha why
me: because all my best friends are gingers
Her: boys or girls?
Me: both except i always had problems with girls named Emily
her: hahaha what's wrong with Emily's and being a ginger girl is fun, not so much boy
me: usually Emily's grab my butt at one point and I file sexual harassment. What is the difference between a girl ginger and a boy ginger
her: hahaha those damn Emily's don't know how to keep their hands to themselves it's fun being a girl ginger
me: i haven't met one Emily that has yet to embrace my gentleman qualities. The more I say no, the more ass grabbing ensures. You haven't explained why it is fun yet
her: because it just is, any guy likes a ginger
Me: but not all guys like an Emily. But you're right...i like gingers
her: hey Emily's are awesome
Me: I believe you i believe you i trust you will keep your hands to yourself?
hER: promise promise
Me: i guess i'll take the first promise. Hey i got to get off of this why don't you give me your number so you won't just be a tinder girl? Lets text like normal people
her: iddkkkkk i don't give my number to just anyone
me: i mean i don't take it personally if you don't . and i can't really eat a whole pizza
I am referring to her blurb
Her: well this isn't going to work out!
Me: it didn't workout when you promised not to touch my ass. lies all around.
Her: hahaha well do you have a nice ass
Me: yeah... i squat
her: hahaha only real boys squat
me: hell yeah and if you keep laughing like that you are going to have to give me them 7 digits
her: hahahah <--- uh oh
me: i think that qualifies as revealing your first three digits
me: this is pretty fun what is it with you and seeing a man eat a whole pizza are you a chubby chaser?
her: that's all you get !
her: hahahaha no complete opposite exactly
me: like fat bastard turns you on! boom the next four
her: omg no!
me : round of applause
me: nuh uh you missed a digit this is why i didn't take your promise seriously gotta watch my back
her: ok ok ####
me: we still have to discuss your chubby chasing obsession
her: i don't chubby chase
her: boys chubby chase me
me: a whole pizza?
her: i like a boy with a strong appetite
me: come on now, might as well said if you don't eat mcdonalds every day i ain't hittin it
her: actually well yeah i love mcdonalds
me: lol hook line and sinker
me: i'll buy you all the one dollar meals you want princess
me: if you want a toy that can be possible
her: i am not a princess!
me: oh oh here is the bump in every relationship
her: oh we're dating?
me: not until you grab my butt so no but anyway proceed
her: hahaha you and butt grabbing
me: and that means more numbers are revealed
her: what why
me: too much laughing cough it up
me: probably shouldn't laugh, now only two digits left
her: i am always laughing though!
me: so if i poke you in the belly will you do the dough boy laugh for me mmhmh pretty please?
her: hahahaha no way
me: there you go. one more
me: so no dough boy foreplay? kind of depressing Emily
me: fine do you have any mating calls? just complete the number Emily, it's inevitable. are you Canadian by the way?
Her: mating calls LOL hahaha no i don't and yeah I am haha.
me: and that does it complete your number.
her: don't be creepy and gps me
me: i have a bunch of butt grabbing Emily's here. i think you're safe.