So been contacting a girl from online dating. Had one phone conversation with her while I was traveling and then left her a voicemail when I returned and she texts me the next day that she will give me a call that night. This was several days ago before the weekend and she has not called back. She is a few hours away so I want to have more conversation before making a date. I know I can just try calling her again but I'd rather throw back a sarcastic funny text to her "I'll call you tonight" response which she bailed on.
So I'm looking for some help here coming up with a witty response text. Thanks.