This is one of my oldfriend we stop talking together 2 years ago, and a few days ago I did the I saw your twin opener. So now we have been texting back and forth those last days, I want to go for the meet, I need to know if I`m more on the friend zone or attraction mode.
Today I opened with
Me: Hey the intern, you would never guess what happened to me today?
her: the intern? haha ok what happened?
Me: I was standing in the bathroom of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft adn Wizardy (I know that she likes Harry Potter) and on the wall it was saying call this number and ask for (her name)
her: Hmmm! I didn't wrote that!!
Me: Oh yeah that's weird cuz Myrtle Warren(harry potter character) told me that she saw you, too bad you cant trust ghost
Her: Expecially those ones who doesn't know how to write :O they are the worst (I didn't really got that one, maybe she was sarcastic and talking about how I write)
Me: Haha, a slight moment of seriousness now. I just saw your graduation picture, congradulation! The picture looks great with all your family around you
Her: hahahaha listen I was so emotional! I had never seen my parents together since highschool, they haven't talked to each other for the last 16 years! It was really special!
Her: And thanks!
Me: Ohh I get it, and if i'm not mistaken your mother is the one in the middle and im not sure about your dad (the ...(his job)... right?) where exactly he is in the picture?
Her: Its the gentleman in the suit in my back hahaha and yes the (his job) you remembered lol
(We went out once, two years ago thats how I know, and it was the last time we saw each other)
Me: Yes, I remember because: 1. Im a gentleman and he is one aswell 2. Sometimes my level of arrogance gets so high that I consider getting his services
Her: hhahahahha 1) A gentleman would have never said that he decreased his level of awesomeness to equal the girl's one (She is saying that cuz a week ago I opened with opener of the increase in awesomeness, she ask me if I got higher than yesterday or from the average, I told her that I had alreay surpass the average and that I obviously was higher then yesterday. She went like this Her: haha lol you know its been a while I haven't seen you but the last time I saw you, your level of awesomness was pretty average! thats when I went Me: I'm a gentleman so I had decided to decrease my level of awesomeness to equalize yours, thats where she went Her: I find you pretty arrogant for someone who hasn't seen me for some time! ) 2) You should! But you would probably need the services of .... and not him, unless ...
Where do you guys think I stand?
What do you guys say normally when a girl tells you that you are arrogant?
Finally what should you say when you go for the meet up and you get a ''no''? (you stop texting? or you go ''Ok then I will text you next time I'm free, so we can hangout'')