Well, I was just trying to practice being cocky & funny online. This is a thread from a facebook wall conversation. My objective was not to attract the girl, but to practice C&F so that it comes naturally, look forward to your inputs:
Her: (she posted on my wall) I found the perfect girl for you.
Me: Does she really exist or is it a pigment of your imagination?
Her: she does exist! in fact she's already a part of your life!
Me: I told you before girl, you don't meet the standards as of today :P - try again later
Her: honey if it were me, u wudn't even feature around the list !
Me: awwwww did I hurt saturn child's fragile ego there? (saturn child is a nick name i gave her)
Her: suggestive asinine questions does boost your ever-desperate-for-inflation ego, doesn't it?
Me: oooohhhhh was that a comeback?
Me: don't tell me you are hooking me up with your sister :O
Her: I don't have a sister..and if you meant xxx... why would I even consider such a notion? I like her too much to put her through such immense misery in life..
if u want to know who..u know what to do
Me: xxx is your sis? Didn't know that.
I was referring to your soul sister - the chick with the extremelylongsurname , because I remember talking to you about her.
P.S: My motto in life with women I date is to make sure I leave them be...tter than they were when I chose them. Unfortunately you would never know how that feels (was this a good enough comeback coz I feel she was trying to lower my value here and I should have done some dhv spike, what you think?)
Her: ok HB... my soul sister(s) are way out of your league.. and out of the zipcode.
now u may live in a universe where u're the sun the moon the stars and the only living atom in the galaxy... and hence your marvelous theories in life..and of y...ourself...
a few things you might want to ALWAYS keep in mind.
1) I am NOT interested in you.
2) I am not hooking up any of my sisters or brothers or bronx hoe's with u..
Me: Get to the point ..... *yaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn* (I wanted to show indifference, would you have done this differently)
we then took it offline as she was trying to pull a fast one by recommending a total dumbass girl who is psychotic.
I laughed this off as a joke, I told her finally you managed to pull a good one on me, good for you, congrats. But, again I feel by associating me with this dumbass boring chick, she was reducing my value.
Now, its sort of an egoistic thing for me to make this girl chase me, ideas anyone?