Hi guys, i'm new to this but after reading the fourms for a few days and when a board blonde HB 10 called Stacey spam text most of the guys in her phone book I jumped onto the opportunity to test it out. So here's the field report, any feedback would be amazing. Thanks guys.
Stacey: Hey love, how are you?x
Me: I am luring girl's to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's ?
Stacey: Mmmm im a m&m girl x (note took her 7 min to reply, i assume to reply to all the other guys)
Me: Whats up.. Besides missing me and doodling on a piece of paper?
Stacey: Aw really not much at all. My life is really empty without you. ( I took this as a joke )
Me: Well im not suprised there ! have you got a fake yet ? Come join me for a night on the town
Stacey: No! I have been trying! but noone, know anyone who looks like me?x
Me: Well if I see any owl faces around il let you know tho you have a nice smile
Stacey: OH! WHAT A INSULT! Hahahahaha
Me: Come on Stacey! your smile isnt that bad its the owl part I would be worried about
Stacey: Thats what im insulted about thanks ( I figured this was her playing games so I didnt buy into saying sorry or anything)
Me: Well I had to check! Owls aren't that smart either tho im sure they are wise
Stacey: Your going the right way for a good beat down x
Me: aw your so cute when your like this !
Stacey: Im glad your enjoying this hahaha x
Me: Well im sure if im the DJ I might be able to get you in the back door! don't you get board haha ?
Stacey: Just find me a fake! hahaha then we can hit the town every night. Me board? I would be going crazy! x
Me: Yes im sure you would, the music, drinks me haha its like new years every night! I met P Money at a club last friday :P
Stacey: SO TRY FIND ME ONE ! haha did you! that's insane x
Me: Im sure you can source one yourself! Use that charm ur moma gave you! or that ass just not that face !
Stacey: Hey leave my ass out of this please. If you want to see my ass out on that dance floor then you will have to help me hahahaha x
Me: Well if your a good girl il see what I can do! you have your full licence right ?
Stacey: Yup hahaha im driving a manual too x
Me: haha im generally impressed! I hope its a girl racer? Skyline? just not pink. Besides they go faster red!
Stacey: I dont have my own car yet, i dont care what car i get as long as i get subs and it cheap on gas x
Me: Mmm.. Subs are sexy, id sure invite some of them to my back seat!
Stacey: hahaha i said to my mate oh im looking at this car with subs and she goes what like subway subs? I was like oh lord.
Me: You have some strange friends! are they all like this?
Stacey: Not all no. hahaha just a bit grumpy like me (i did not get what this meant)
Me: yeah what happend to you? is it your time of the month haha
Stacey: what what what. where does my period come into this?x
Me: But you didn't say no so it must be because of your moody behaviour earlier miss!
Stacey: I'm three days away thank you! hahahaha well when your facial appearence is insulted you get a tad bit touchy x
Me: I know what you mean, I just got all my wisdom teeth pulled out and I have taken on a inverted chimp face!
Stacey: Oh iv had that too! TAKE A PHOTO AND SEND TO ME.
Me: What happend? haha that will cost you im afraid
Stacey: blah blah blah my teeth had to get taken out long text. hahah oh come on. Il send u a pxt of me in a full body cast when I was 4 x
Me: and whats why you shuldnt walk into poles! well if your a nice girl I might show you on the weeknd over a milkshake!
Stacey: (did not reply for about 12 min so i sent this)
Me: Im going to sleep now! remember tomorrow is hug a retard day .. so dont freak out like you did last year. NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
Stacey: Hahahaha oh i will keep that in mind this time~ good night you x
so any help would be great, especially at the end I dont know really what happend, I think I recovererd fast enough however but yeah, let me know. Also where to go from here.