Text game is still pretty new to me (been single for 7 mos after an 8 yr marriage), but I think I'm starting to get this.
Texts from this morning with an HB9 with a bf - we reconnected after 11 yrs (never did anything before, at the time she was 17 I was 23), and immediately she started telling me about bf troubles. I'm mainly working on building attraction and comfort through texts, since right now our schedules aren't really allowing us to see each other.
Me: Quit staring at your phone wondering if I'm gonna text u today
HB9: Haha! I was making reservations for 12 people tonight in Kansas [her job]
Me: Great - is that our alibi for the bank robbery we're planning [first reference to this]
Me: Just make sure you don't screw up the way you did last time
HB9: hahaha I didn't screw up last time
Me: You forgot to set your watch back and got there an hour before it opened! I thought your memory would have improved since you stopped drinking
HB9: Not at all! Years of drugs put holes in my brain
Me: OK well youre definitely not driving ... you might have a blonde moment and leave without me
HB9: That would be funny
Me: Not if I'm still inside. How would you get your third of the money?
HB9: It'd be half
Me: Like you can do fractions
HB9: I can!
Me: U can do fractions but can't set your watch?
HB9: Ur a dork
Me: Lol U get cool points for playing along for 30 minutes
HB9: I get cool points for being me.But I'll take extra for playing cops and robbers
Me: Ur handcuffs or mine?
Me: Maybe ... if u behave. Or I guess I should say if you don't
HB9: Ur full of jokes this morning
Me: Life's too short not to smile
HB9: Very true.