Regretfully, my online game sucks. I have only met 2 chicks so far, whom I didn't care to meet a second time, despite messaging many. My pictures are good (only head shots so far, I am getting good ones done tomorrow which display the bod). As a side note, I only message the Christian or Catholic girls, I'm not interested in the atheist types, being a college student that is trying to get into Divinity school (yeah yeah... we aspiring pastor's need chicks too - and I don't mind dating non-Christian girls I sarged offline, I can't screen religion so easily offline). So keep that in mind if you chose to assist me in editing my profile. Below is what I have. Feel free to tear into it and tell me how horrific it is. It was developed using a bunch of different opinions from different PUA's. I'll probably take the friend part out, as one girl messaged me back "why are you on a dating site looking for friends?" I had a darn good response to that question, but I fear that the friend thing may be turning girls off rather than on as it is intended to.
Without further ado -
I’m really just looking for friends right now; I’m usually on here when I am bored and procrastinating from what I should be doing… Now taking applications for a new friend!
I am a really busy guy, but I love meeting fun people, to do fun things… usually really late at night… I have the craziest career goal. Frankly, I am always a bit crazy. Just last week I impulsively got my upper ear pierced because I darn well felt like it. Plus, it makes me feel like a pirate. I’m a little tired of meeting girls who are trying to save the world by being vegetarians, claim to be spiritual because their grandma took them to mass when they were 6, and think spraying perfume on my jacket when I go to the bathroom is going to make me fall in love with them. Smells nice though.
I have a weird group of friends which includes an ex-rapper, a famous architect, a door hinge salesman, a pastor, and a bunch of crazy college students. Even the pastor goes to the bar with us, that’s how cool we are. One time he got drunk off one beer and felt super guilty. I laughed. Another time I sent my rapper friend a text asking for music recommendations and I almost ruined his relationship because his girlfriend I thought I was another woman, and he had a new phone without my name in it. She still mistrusts him, although she knows now that I’m a man. Go figure. Maybe I am that hot.
A little about you: You’re likely some lonely girl with unrealistic expectations who is sitting around waiting for some ridiculously gorgeous guy that satisfies all 971 requirements to message you, while deleting 10 messages a day from retards who call you “baby.” You will insist that you are not lonely, despite the fact that you are looking for a man on the Internet, probably on multiple sites, but I know you are. If you are intelligent, fun, and have your life together, feel free to message me. But if you do, answer this one question: What animal do you identify with the most? You can tell a lot about a person by what they answer.