I met this girl the other day and wanted to know how my text game is doing:
ME: You can stop staring at your phone waiting for my text now.
Her: Hahaha hena(Her friend)?!?!?
Me: No. It's prince charming.
Her: Shutup hena! Whose phone are you texting me from?
Me: Dang you suck at guessing! Try a name from the other gender. Haha.
Her: Heno?!?!? Hahaha.
Me: Lmao. You crack me up. Who the hell name their kids heno?!
Her: Your parents could have named their next boy Heno!
Me:God damn I'll be so embarass if my name was heno. I hope your not thinking of naming your kid that.
Her: Ewww! Why would I! I wouldn't even name t hem hena! Hahahha jk HENA!
Me: Haha. I can't wait until the real hena text you. You'll be so confused.
Her: What??? Hena? or then who is this??
Me: I'll consider telling you if you buy me a plane ticket to Fiji so we can get sushi.
(She called this restaurant fiji when it was fuji when we first met)