Well I actually tried this on someone online and the response was literally insulting.
A few things I don't like about this opener: "Do you make a lot of money because I need someone to support me...."
1 - self deprecating, pretty much a dlv (I play video games all day and don't want/have a job)
2 - Needy (I *need* someone)
I know it's a joke but you could come up with one that's not such a DLV
On the other hand I've had some good results with the line:
"I look into your eyes and see trouble. For some stupid reason I find this awesome"