Ok, so here is the latest “facebook game” I pulled. I met this girl a while ago, I have never touched her, Kino’d her, anything… and since she lives in Canada and I live in Arizona, I have only texted and facebooked her. So, ive relied on that, to get from knowing her name, to where I am at now…
But she is coming here soon, so I decided I HAVE to escalate it before the time comes! It happened no more than a few hours ago. To sum it up I got from a little opener all the way to talking about crazy sex stuff with her.…Enjoy! Hope you learn something! Big props to (English_slik) for the game idea!
I took out her name and stuff, cuz I don’t want her to be mad if she somehow finds this. I put this up just to help you guys and that’s all. I also broke it down into 4 parts so its less of a mess!
Started at 11:54pm and ended at like 1:35am! Too long lol!
(PART 1- OPENING)
ME- past ur bedtime missy (wink)
HER- haha oh no. im up for all hours!
ME- youve got school tomorrow right?
HER- no, we have the entire week off. pretty sweet huh?
ME- haha yeah not good timing tho
HER- why not? (smile)
ME- cuz we were supposed to go to Bora Bora n chill, but I dont have this week off!
HER- oh right! that plan!
ME- yeah you kno, just go their for brunch, chill, and then fly to paris, eat an exquisite dinner onlooking the Eifel tower, and then take a cruise through the city in a Bugatti Veyron!
HER- now thats what i call a perfect getaway!
ME- well almost but not quite
ME- I didnt include what happens after the drive...thats where your imagination comes in (wink)
(Now its 12:00am, the next day)
HER- haha, and thats the best part
ME- look at you, planning this whole conversation so that you can get the first word of the day!
HER- im smart like that. haha so whats new with you these days? i like your grad pics by the way.. looking good
(Here she might have not TRIED but the convo was about to get “friendly” and not sexual, so I reached into my bag of tricks)
ME- hehe dont be shy, this convo isnt public. lol thx (smiley)
HER- lol what do you mean by that? and you are welcome.
(PART 2- THE GAME BEGINS)
ME- never mind lol haha lets play a game
HER- okay.. what game?
ME- its called "Out O' 10" now the rules...I say a topic, you reply with what you think you are, out of 10, and then you ask me. keep it G rated please. jk
HER- haha alright.. lets do this
ME- *rubs hands together* whew! alright! You go first
HER- okay. first topic.. keeping it g rated as you say. how good are you at driving stick shift! haha
Me- o gosh. ok one question in each rating category how bout that. spice it up a bit...as for stick shift, id say i am a 9.32 approximately
ME- ok my turn. How good are you at lying?
HER- A 4. i cant lie, its too hard!
ME- dont be ashamed, you wouldnt want to put "Good liar" on your resume would you?
HER- hahaha nope. k my turn. how good of a kisser are you?
ME- i KNEW this was gonna show up soon! haha. I am confident im about an 8.
HER- haha well of course! thats pretty good!
ME- haha wait, kissing where?
HER- anywhere! anything!
ME- well if its the lips its an 8. im a 10 anywhere else (wink)
HER- thats even better (wink)
ME- ok. how good r u at making out/french kissing?
HER- im a solid 9. i had pretty great compliments from my ex boyfriend. but its been a while but i know i still have the skill
ME (completely ignoring her comment about her EX)- thats a pretty high rating, your gonna have to prove that one
HER- oh i will (wink)
ME- my 8 and ur 9 = 17. thats pretty dang good. your turn
HER- oh very good!
ME (she stalled for like ten minutes)- ur turn or mine? ah, yours. right. nvm
HER- its my turn, but i cant think of anything! im trying
ME- ahaha the sky’s the limit. i don’t care what u ask, make it INTERESTING
(PART 3- GETTING SEXUAL)
HER- how good are you at massages? and yes, they can be anywhere you like
ME- open ended question, i like it hm ok, back- 7, feet- 8, butt- 9 haha, head n neck- 8, and the special massage- off the charts. literally
HER- perfect. you’re a natural!
ME- call me a try hard if u want, that would be correct, i go out of my way to make people happy it makes them want to be with me more. youll understand when I see you haha
HER- your making me too excited! you sound like you could spoil me (wink)
ME- just w8, once u experience, youll want to move here for good! haha lol. ok my turn, your gettin outta hand gurl!
but dont worry im not changing the subject...whens the last time u masturbated? haha yeah I just asked that.
HER- woah! thats intese ty! haha let me think, maybe two weeks ago.. no lie. girls dont as often as guys do.
ME- its R rated ill say. inside or out though? haha
yeah u learn in middle school that guys do it way more than girls
HER- never ever in my life have i masturbated inside.
dont know how you would go about that.. haha
ME- lol u still orgasm’d, right?
HER- dont know for sure. how do you know when you get one? lol.. isnt it supposed to bereally intense?
ME- you mean very intense? you would kno, your whole body would feel weak but also like every inch of you feels really amazing
thats what im saying, if i got you to that point in the "massage" youd want me over every night. but i have school and work haha
HER- haha.. sounds good to me! i cant wait to see you again!(wink)
ME- its gonna be a gr8 time guaranteed. ok tell me one more question then ive gotta get 2 bed
HER- ok. do you want to ask? oh its my turn
ME- hmm. one question left for each of use then
HER- okay, how often do you fantisize about sex?
ME- hm probably not as much as a normal guy, i think maybe once or twice a day I actually think about a specific girl and how I would like to make love in a exotic place, and how intense it would be. but guys get little thoughts almost every hour. but yeah, real fantasizing, about once or twice a day
HER- haha... what are you hinting at? (wink)
ME- to be straightforward, ive fantasized a few times about some crazy stuff with you
HER- i agree! its perfectly normal and healthy for someone to fantisize! okay, someday lets make your fantasies come true (wink)
ME- glad our feelings our mutual haha. and same to your fantasies! ok, my question...
last question of the night!
here goes...whats the CRAZIEST "fantasy" youve had?
HER- wow... im going to have to think hard about this one!
ME- bet theres LOTs to sort through.
HER- haha indeed!
okay, i remember this onedream because it was so intense. i was walking along the beach one night and the waves were crashing up against the shore. the breeze was catching my blonde hair, blowing it to the side. it was pitch black but i could faintly see a figure in the distace. as i got closer, i could tell it was you. i started walking faster and as we got closer, we ran. finally we reached each other and you picked me up and we started making out. we then fell to the sand. you on the top, and me on the bottom.. the waves were washing up underneath us and it got more intense.. you ripped off my shirt, and i took off yours. but i woke up shorty after.
(PART 4- CLOSING)
inspiring read there. thing is...it ended when it was about to get better. it was just too intense for a dream
HER- i know.. thats always how my dreams are!
ive had prob more intense dreams than that!
ME- i said tell me the MOST INTENSE one! haha. youve told me all about you madturbating, theres nothing you cant share lol. *Masturbating*. Typo, lol.
HER- haha i suppose so! haha you really got to pry me tonight. you sucker! i didnt get to ask you such juicy questions
ME- haha! well ill tell ya what...well make a deal
text me tmrw morning around 10, and well continue this fun little convo of ours, and you can go ahead and ask me anything your little heart desires
HER- yes! sounds like a plan! you arent gettin away easy
but yes, ill let you go.. im getting tired myself.. oh and a little tip.. i LOVE to cuddle.
ME- alrighty! well, I like cuddling too, but you gotta win me over first though
HER- haha isnt cuddling a part of winning you over?
ME- indeed, a fraction of it, more or less...
ME- this will continue tmrw, and all the advice I can give you is, get ready!
HER- haha alright ty! ill be prepared!
ME- haha k. im gonna try to have an amazing dream, you do the same. good night babe
HER- goodnight hun. sweet dreams!
There you have it gentlemen! I am off to bed, I have a "date" tomorrow, and I am going to try this same game on her. Only thing is, I will have her in front of me. So yes, I will have no resources to look, just thinking stuff up on the spot, and I will have to remain confident even when it gets sexual, and she may respond different. BUT, I can KINO! Woohooo! I will do a field report on what happens, by tomorrow night!
Peace out guys!