Okay so I'm going to try and make this easy to understand.
This girl and I have a history together back in college. She stopped talking to me because I threatened her bf like a jealous idiot, and she stopped talking to me. But in doing so I think I showed some pretty alpha qualities, which has kept her wondering about me...
A year after we stopped talking, she texted me "who is this." She knew it was me. I responded "umm, who the fark is this?" I knew it was her, but I was still kind of angry that she blew me off for a year. She responded "(Name)". I responded, "I forgive you for randomly texting me." She responded, the next day, "I didn't realize I apologized."
We stopped talking for another year.
Last Thanksgiving, she called me randomly, because she was visiting NYC (where I live) and wanted to know if I was still around to hang out. I was, and we hung out, and I started having all these feelings for her again.
I texted her on new year's "happy new years." She texted back, we had a brief "what are you doing tonight" convo, that was it.
The next day, New years day, she texted me "you texted me right at midnight, made me feel speshul."
I responded "aww".
I didn't text her again, and she didn't text me again, for another three months.
I then texted her, in March, "how you been?"
She responded "good, blah blah, you?"
I responded with a horrible story about how I accidentally ran over a cat. Her end response was "adsl;fkjw;efefadslf jad" or something, just a jumble of letters.
Another three months go by. I text her "so did the terrorist you're dating finally jihad your ass? I haven't heard from you in ages." (She's indian and likes to date arab guys-- I'm asian, so me and her have this un-PC joking relationship where we rip on eachother).
She didn't respond until the next day.
Her text was "I've been good, how are you? I want to come to NYC this weekend."
Me: "I hope you come, I want to see you."
Her: "We will see, I was planning on coming alone but I might have to come next weekend to split a hotel room with someone"
Me: "If I wasn't between apts I would offer you my couch. I move into my new place July 15"
Her: "Ok, don't think I can wait that long. Need to get out of this city like no one's business."
Me: "Then get out."
Her: trying too. This sounds really hipstery but I just want to hang out in Central Park, read, and take pictures. Just for two days."
Me: "You are such a hispter."
Her: "Shut up!!"
Her: "I wish I had $$$ or a sugar daddy."
Me: "then move to NYC, there's plenty of that going around."
4 hours later
Her: "good idea. an acquaintance just offered his place."
me: "nice! Keep me updated."
Her: "I will. Gnight "
Then I didn't hear from her, at all.
On Friday night, I was drunk and I accidentally texted her "Wait ten years and I'll be you're sugar daddy, I'll be a pretty handsome 36-year old I think."
then I send "Fuuuck I totally didn't mean to send that, farking iphone!"
Her: "Bullsh1t, you totally meant to send it."
Me: "I was thinking about sending but then I ended up sending it. Whatever."
one hour later
Her: "So I noticed."
On Monday, I sent her a photo of myself which was photo-shopped to make me look morbidly obese, with the caption "sugar daddy." It was a hilarious pic. She responded "Wow aren't you something."
Me: "Mmmmm hmmmm, come lick the sweat from under me rolls!"
And then... nothing. What's going on with this girl? Does she seem like she could still be interested? Or did my chance for that pass a long time ago?
Thanks for reading! I know it was long. Advice please??