So I got this girl on facebook who posted to my wall.
"blondes are funny, but brunettes do it better!"
My fb status that has been commented by a HB9 she's a brunette
Her: "Of Course brunettes are better"
Me: "each type has it's own qualities"
Her:"i know, but still brunettes are better "
once i saw her online i...
HB: hhhh Good morning
Me: morning, you too just woke up?
HB: yeah, you jst woke up too!!!
Me: yep lol,but at least didnt passed last night on fb like you did
HB:hhh you did!
Me: no, i was haging out with my freinds (dhv)
HB: doesn't matter as long as u didn't slept early
Me:loool of course, i transform to a bat in summer
HB: what r u doing? (in a childlish way. i took tht as an ioi cuz i think childlish tone with a first question hides discomfort/vulnerability i remmeber when i was young and trying to get money from my father but was afraid of his negative answer, i tried childlich tone and diffrent languages lol)
Me: Chatting with my friends to agree where to hang out tonight (DHV)
HB: aaaaw lucky you, take me with you (she's being funny, took that as an ioi too)
Me: hhhhhhh Not going to happen (hard to get)
Me: ok don't cry poor baby
Me: you traveled somewhere this summer?
HB: not yet
HB: i'm back (i was offline, but i thing this "i'm back" means "Sorry i didnt chat with you the last 20min because i was away from pc but now i'm back")
Me: hey seems you're having a boring summer lool
HB: pffffffff, yep it's so boring
Me: do something then! it's revolution time (she's tunisian)
HB: hhh,yep that's the solution
Me: are you planing to travel somewhere
HB: i have to go,bye
Me: answer my question after then go where ever you want! (Alpha!)
HB: hh,ok,maybe ________ or _________, satisfied?
Me: mmm,kinda ,well i forgive you this time, you can go now
HB: ok so..by...'tir' (tunisian word that means fly, in this situation it kinda means 'get out of here')
Me: by, fly (fighting back, teasing)
HB: i'll show you!
HB: tiiiir, byyy
Next Day (she's online, let's see if she start a convo! and yes she did)
HB: aaaa 9at3aa (she called me 'precious piece')
Me: aaaa piesa (i called her 'garbage piece')
Me: how r you?
HB: lool, i'm good, you?
Me: having fun like always
Me: you know how to cook? (this question always leads to telling the hb that i live in an appartment by my own, magic)
HB: me? yeaaa a professional one loool (ow she doesnt)
Me: hhhhhh never mind (didnt understood why girls are soooooo curious lool. is it good to resist her curiosity a litle?)
HB: never mind what?
Me: nothing nothing lool
HB: tell me, you're mean (am i being submissive when i tell her at this stage?)
Me: well i'm looking for something new to cook (20 years old cooking is very rare in tunisia, plus it means i'm not living with my parents)
HB: why!!where r u!! (i knew it lol)
Me: i live in ________, my family in an other town. me and my best freind alone in my appartment (too much info?)
HB: mmm, you gotta be having a good time
Me: more then you can imagine lol
HB: lucky you..can i come? (third ioi, she got rejected last time, so this time )
Me: only when you get older!you're still a young litle girl
HB: ,you're mean, you'll see!! (i love this )
Me:i just saw my cousin as mutual freind.
HB: which one?
HB: i don't know!!
Me: you got 3 possibilities, if you find out who he is i'll give you a gift
HB: mmm, what are the possibilities?
Me: 1 ___________
hint: he's the coolest one
HB: 3 ________ i think
Me:correct, you're intelligent, waaaaaaah lool
HB: yep i am
Me: claim our gift tommorrow (my stupid mind cound't find out a gift idea. then i realised that the gift could be sending 5$ to her phonenumber and numC. any idea?)
HB: hehehe, ok,
Me: so from where you know ________?
HB: normal fb friend but never spoke with him (is she telling me "i'm not involved with him")
Me: lool so you don't know him
HB: i'm going to eat something (and i'm the hungry one looking for something to cook)
Me: bon apetit then i'm going to order a pizza
HB: good, seriously i'm going to eat something because i didnt set anything today, bon apetit (wht is she trying to say here ?)
HB: tiiiiiir now
Me: fly high in the sky
HB: loool nice one, ok, get lost
Me: no,you get lost
Next Day (i know i should numC bt i'm insecure with my voice, need better inner game i guess)
HB: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: scream louder!
HB: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa
Me: you're such a good little girl
HB: hhhhh, ofcourse
Me: what did you aet?
HB: cornflakes with milk and an apple
Me: O.o ,isn't that what ppl eat as breakfast? hahaha (it's midnight, teasing)
HB: hhhh, you're mean, you're making fun of me
Me: xDD, cornflakes at midnight!and wht do you have as breakfast? pizza?grilled steak? hhhhh
HB: ohh i'm coming to beat ya!
Me: girls nowadays are very agressive you know."you'll see" "beat you" "hit you" (Neg)
HB: Ooo yeah!
Me: just like "her cousin", she's one agressive girl too
HB: you're mean
Me: i got to go, if i found some cornflakes i'll save you some for tommorow night hhhhhhh
HB: hhh lool, you're mean
Me: fly, "tiir" like you say
HB: tiiiir, get lost, where u going? ( i was offline)