Hey I'm pretty new to this site but I just recently joined okcupid 2 days ago and I'm getting alot of people visiting my profile (over 20 the last two days). And got into some convos with an HB10 and HB8 but couldn't Number Close any suggestions?
Me: Jeeze, fill out some questions or something so I can see if we match
Her: Will do
Me: Liar, I don't believe you but whatever I just had an amazing time at Wickerpark Fest. What did your lazy butt do?
Her: Nice... drinking atm
Me: Drinking alone is an early sign of alcoholism. GOD don't they teach you kids anything in school?
No response back but it was okay cause she seemed farking stupid anyway and treated her as atest run.
HB8 (ish) COnvo *longer
Me: God go to bed already it's 1 in the morning!! Isn't it past your bed time already?
Her: who the hell do you think you are telling me i have a bed time.sir
Me: Who the hell am I? I'm the man, that's who I am. Who are you Ms. Night Owl?
Her: Im a Pro, and being spoken to like that, you best know that im gonna talk back and not take your sh1t, man
Me: I'm sensing some hostility from you ... text me later so we can start off on a better foot :P
Her:nice try being so suave like that, you're going to have to try harder to get my phone number
Me:Trying to be suave? More like naturally suave with a hint of awesomeness. You should try it sometime when your not hiding behind your monitor
Her: You "awesomeness" is coming off as doucheyness..
Me: Was just trying to lighten the mood a little ... but it's okay I don't think we'd work out anyway.
Her: There was never a "we" to begin with, go try ur anticts on the 15yr olds they wont know what hit them
ME: You sound like someone who knows their sh1t, I take it you've been around the block more than once?
I don't know if her last response was another sh1t test but I got pretty aggrivated by that comment so I decided to end things with my own variation. I was never actually intending to date them I just wanted some practice for girls in my surrounding area. (too lazy to travel)
Getting girls to respond is easy but how do I go for the # close effectively?