Hi Guys, Ive been going online to the dating sites and picking up girls with some of the lines i got here in the forums. Now usually ive been doing awsome flowing right through to a close. Now I Messaged this girl on this website but im stumped on what to Write back and would like some help PLEASEE!!!!
Congratulations, you came up in my matches!!!!!!! I know right, you've been waiting for it! You can call everyone, let them know. Tell your friends about
it. You'll have to girl talk for at least five hours tomorrow
about it. I mean, what are the chances!
Ok, so I like to laugh and make everything into a sarcastic joke. It happens, right?
Now. I could write a resume. Tell you all about me. Like I am applying for the position of the guy you are going to hang out with on Friday, or whatever. But
that would be boring and dull. I might fall asleep doing that.
Wait, I could list out interrogation questions! Ask you things like what you do for fun? or maybe something reallydeep... something like. "So where are you from?" You'd soon, realizing that I care about where you are from and thus where you're coming from'. You'd get "all a flush" at my wit, right?
Oh, I know, I could just delete all of this and type "Hey wazzup? Saw your profile. Ur cute! hit me back and we can chat" That would probably work
best. I mean, that's what everyone does right? So it MUST
work! Shouldn't it?
How about instead, I do this. I am intrigued by your profile, and think it could be worthwhile to find out more about you. You know, talk, and answer those age
old questions, like: "Is she a total basket case in hiding?"
"Will I fall asleep sitting next to her when we hang out?"and don't forget...
"Is she just a guy with fake pictures, pretending to be a girl?!?!?"
So lets interact! Sound good? Glad to hear it! Lets get creative...
WE'RE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!!
So where are we going and why?
Normally I delete long emails and especially the ones that ask me what do I do for fun. Totally boring. However you intrigued me, so I must go ahead and answer you. However, I do realize you kinda set yourself up to expect me not to answer. So with that being said, a road trip in my opinion is old school music, money, car, lots of junk food, and the destination to be determined. I like unplanned things. Like a carnival of surprises if you will. Oh, and I am from louisiana.
HELP ME OUT GUYS!!!