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    Default qualifiers

    So I've been in and out of the game for a while. Watched david ds' programs and had a good friend which was a natural help get me up to speed a little bit. I recently moved across country and am ready to meet some nice ladies. Im naturally a flirt and quick witted but never caught on to closing the deal. Can get the girl interested but not take the next step. I've got past some of that and had some success finally in the past few years.

    I created an online profile, messaged some ladies, and have one girl who is qualifying herself like crazy after a couple messages.

    1st response:
    I detect a fair amount of sarcasm. I do have a job and hope you do to. You should put put the bachelors degree you worked for not go to waste

    Me:
    You must be a pretty good judge of character to know that Im fair! Thank you. What are your aspirations in life? And don't say be a princess.

    Her:
    My first inclination.....be a princess but you already knocked that option into left field so my 2nd ambition become a pharmacist. That is in my profile.

    Do you flirt with all the girls on this site? Just kidding. Your profile implies you may be an engineer...am I correct? What are you doing tonite? Making dinner for yourself?

    Me:
    What drove you to be a pharmacist? Has to be a good story behind it.

    I don't flirt with girls,only the nice ladies with desirable qualities.

    Tonight I was on a date with someone special. Her hair is kind of weird. It was black,white,and golden. She didn't really say much either,just made grunting and growling noises.

    Are you a spam bot trying to get my phone number so you can send junk txts to me or do you have a picture? Im going to guess 4ft 8in,red hair, green eyes?

    Her:
    Oh no,I'm not a pharmacist yet. I need to go back to school for that. I am a pharmacy technician,as it stands. When I decide to go back to college I aspire to be a pharmacist. The story remains to be discovered and written. Spam bots have better stories.

    If you are attracted to red heads I might be able to accommodate,with hair color, however,my hair is brown,I'm 5ft 3 in, 135 lbs,brown eyes. Hope to not disappoint.

    Your special someone must be that cute dog in your profile. The 2 of you went for a walk and I hope you told her all your secrets. If I'm lucky I'll meet this lucky lady but I don't want to compete with her.

    Your phone number? Isn't it 867-5309? Do you know where I got that number? Your name Lars? I'm sure it is.

    I'm sure a pic can follow in a little while. I'd like to contine talking first if that is okay with you.




    Her online profile doesn't have a pic.

    I think this is the point where I start to go wrong with women on general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I read it as "you got through my b1tch shield, I find you interesting, im qualifying myself to you". Am I on track with that? What should my next step be?


    I was thinking of replying with something like below but it would most likely turn into playfully banter that goes nowhere.
    How did you know one of my numbers? It used to be Jennys' but she acted up and I had to let her go. All the ladies know that number so of course I had to keep it. Do you know Jenny???

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    Default Re: qualifiers

    I like the first two lines of your last response. Everything after that should not be said.

    And about girls w/o pics... no good man. A fuckin dime with pics could be replying to you with the swag u showed there.

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    Default Re: qualifiers

    To keep the conversation going I sent her a message. 30 minutes later she replied.

    Me:
    A motived free spirit like a feather in the wind mixed with some giving sweetness? On this website? I like that. You might make a nice friend. And just when I started to think you might be like the bratty little sister I never had.

    How did you know one of my numbers? It used to be Jennys' but she acted up and I had to let her go. All the ladies know that number so of course I had to keep it. Do you know Jenny???

    Her:
    I can't stop laughing. Of course I know Jenny! Everyone knows her even Forest Gump! Tommy Tutone (and obviously you) are very fond of her...as the song states...I got it! I got it! I got her number! Do you have any other 7 digit numbers to share? I'm not talking about the number on your license,ya know. I like random7 digit numbers myself,like this one,xxx-xxxx and this preceeding 3 digit number xxx. The girl on the other end of the line might be named XXXXX but I can't be quite sure until you call her.
    Jenny acted up? Most guys like a little naughty. Hehe. What does your date last nite think of you communicating with me? I'd be jealous if I were her.



    Now what to do? I haven't seen a pic and she just sent her number without me asking.
    Last edited by Anvil; 07-28-2011 at 09:35 PM.

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    Default Re: qualifiers

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamGFH34 View Post
    I like the first two lines of your last response. Everything after that should not be said.

    And about girls w/o pics... no good man. A farkin dime with pics could be replying to you with the swag u showed there.
    I sent off my reply before seeing your response. In the future I'll try the shorter approach.

    Why no pics =bad? Troll?

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    Default Re: qualifiers

    Play the 5 question game with a pick. You ask 5 questions and she has to give you any answer but the truth. Tell her if she wins you will break up with that special lady you saw and be all hers and if you win you get to see her pick and get her number. Remember question 4 is How many is that and question 5 is "Wow you are good at this. Are you sure you never played this game before?" They never win.


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