So I've been in and out of the game for a while. Watched david ds' programs and had a good friend which was a natural help get me up to speed a little bit. I recently moved across country and am ready to meet some nice ladies. Im naturally a flirt and quick witted but never caught on to closing the deal. Can get the girl interested but not take the next step. I've got past some of that and had some success finally in the past few years.
I created an online profile, messaged some ladies, and have one girl who is qualifying herself like crazy after a couple messages.
I detect a fair amount of sarcasm. I do have a job and hope you do to. You should put put the bachelors degree you worked for not go to waste
You must be a pretty good judge of character to know that Im fair! Thank you. What are your aspirations in life? And don't say be a princess.
My first inclination.....be a princess but you already knocked that option into left field so my 2nd ambition become a pharmacist. That is in my profile.
Do you flirt with all the girls on this site? Just kidding. Your profile implies you may be an engineer...am I correct? What are you doing tonite? Making dinner for yourself?
What drove you to be a pharmacist? Has to be a good story behind it.
I don't flirt with girls,only the nice ladies with desirable qualities.
Tonight I was on a date with someone special. Her hair is kind of weird. It was black,white,and golden. She didn't really say much either,just made grunting and growling noises.
Are you a spam bot trying to get my phone number so you can send junk txts to me or do you have a picture? Im going to guess 4ft 8in,red hair, green eyes?
Oh no,I'm not a pharmacist yet. I need to go back to school for that. I am a pharmacy technician,as it stands. When I decide to go back to college I aspire to be a pharmacist. The story remains to be discovered and written. Spam bots have better stories.
If you are attracted to red heads I might be able to accommodate,with hair color, however,my hair is brown,I'm 5ft 3 in, 135 lbs,brown eyes. Hope to not disappoint.
Your special someone must be that cute dog in your profile. The 2 of you went for a walk and I hope you told her all your secrets. If I'm lucky I'll meet this lucky lady but I don't want to compete with her.
Your phone number? Isn't it 867-5309? Do you know where I got that number? Your name Lars? I'm sure it is.
I'm sure a pic can follow in a little while. I'd like to contine talking first if that is okay with you.
Her online profile doesn't have a pic.
I think this is the point where I start to go wrong with women on general. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I read it as "you got through my b1tch shield, I find you interesting, im qualifying myself to you". Am I on track with that? What should my next step be?
I was thinking of replying with something like below but it would most likely turn into playfully banter that goes nowhere.
How did you know one of my numbers? It used to be Jennys' but she acted up and I had to let her go. All the ladies know that number so of course I had to keep it. Do you know Jenny???