Okay now I think I played excellent game on this girl but she was being quite a tease in my opinion.
Here's how it went.
Me: Finally a girl on here who didnít write an essay about herself. Dig the profile. Any crazy plans this week?
Her: oh that made me giggle.
i could write an essay but who cares? its pointless, and comeon, no one is telling the truth anyways! lol
crazyyy planss? hmm... im pretty sure me and you are going mudding next friday night. mr. hillbilly cornfeild ; )
Me: Haha so true! I bet half the pictures shown on here are about 5 years old and everyone's just really ugly ... or worse ... FAT now!
What? Mudding? I wish you would of told me sooner before I signed us up for a tractor pull and a good Ole fashion Hoe Down afterwards ....
my grandmother always invites me to the steam show! i would have known! oh go she'd love you.
"nicole, when are you going to settle down with a nice country boy? you need to find a country boy, and he better be a cute country boy, i dont want any ugly grandchildren"
it never fails. that exact conversation right after the hug and kiss hello.
and you have to know what mudding is, when you take your pick up and speed through a muddy feild!
Me: Wait you and your grandmother go to the steam show ... as in THEE Threshing Bee here (name of town)? I have a feeling me and your grandmother would get along perfectly. Is she still seeing your grandpa?
Haha but I wouldn't exactly say I'ma 'country' boy ... but definatley cute
And of course I know what mudding is! Me and my friends use to pile into a SUV and tear down the corn while blarin subs. Ah the good old days...
Her: you might need to sit down for this....
i was in the threshing bee parade!!! im pretty much a celebrity... im kind of a big deal around these parts.
and i might be able to hook you up with her number, but my grandma needs to be home by 630. mash is usually on.
Me: WHAT!? No way that's crazy! Are you going to be celebing it up again next week?
Awww 6:30? No thanks, I don't have any desire to watch a guy try and get kicked out of the army by dressing up as a girl. (Mom's a fan of mash)
But I would be much more interested in getting your number though
P.S. I actually loled really hard when I read that last line
Her: who doesnt love mash?! no excuses needed!
i want to hear your best pickup line and then maybe.... youll get my number. maybe
Me: GOD! Have you always been this cute or did you have to work at it?
Her: oh so terrible!!!! lmao
try again next time ; ) sweetdreams hun
*END OF CONVO*
What could I have done differently or what could I do to rekindle her interests?
*Side Note* On another thread here, PokerBaby mentioned to beware of fake online girl profiles because guys use them as a way to leach of other male's messaging habits to pick up a few things. He described them as having very little written in their profiles about what kind of guys their looking for and it's gotten me kind of worried because I'd be pretty pissed if I turned out to be flirting with some dude -_-