Hey all,

So I was getting really good at the text, online, and all around game last year, and I ended up getting a girlfriend right away. Long story short, we've been broken up for a while, and I've been so busy with work and my last few encounters were with girls that were friends of friends, so there wasn't exactly a lot of effort necessary on my end.

Now I'm looking at trying the online thing again, and am quickly remembering how much effort it is (sometimes only one response for every 10-20 messages sent). I'm decently attractive guy, and I know that's not always a deciding factor for girls, however 99% of random messages I receive are from girls I'm not interested in at all (beggars can't be choosers, but I still know what I'm interested in haha). So I'm trying to see if I can get a good profile that is interesting enough to get the attention of some more attractive women.

Anyway I'd like to get some feedback as to how my profile is. Be brutally honest, I'm only looking to get better. Here's kinda what I was going for: its a little bit funny, I don't feel like I tried too hard, and I don't talk too much about myself. I also think I made myself look confident and fun, without being too cheesy or obvious (but that's just my opinion, so that's why I want yours!)

My self-summary
Hello there, thanks for checking out my profile. If you read to the bottom, I'll give you a free cookie. I'm spontaneous, adventurous, and love joking around and having fun with life. I try not to take stuff too seriously unless I have to.

I am a fulltime self-employed freelancer and business owner - which is actually why I'm on this site. I spend 70% of my time working out of home, which is not a great way for meeting new people. Meeting people in bars and clubs isn't exactly my cup of tea either, so perhaps here I can meet someone interesting with a personality

What Iím doing with my life
I focus mainly on work, and building my business. I hope to have a dog soon, just can't decide on which kind to get, I want them all.

I love doing spontaneous adventurous things so chances are, when we're out on a date it'll be something very mischievous and exciting like blow stuff up or steal expensive cars.

Iím really good at
I like running extreme distances, lifting extremely heavy objects that takes extreme superhuman strength.

But really, here's a few things I actually am good at: cinematography, photography, art, driving, paintball, snowboarding, tequila, frisbee (don't hate, frisbee is the shit).
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love movies, but I enjoy making them more. I have 109 movies in my Netflix Queue.

South Park

I like almost all kinds of music, specifically electronic, rock, alternative, indie, hip-hop, or anything I can play loud in my car. P.S. If you're ever in my car, you will hopefully enjoy loud music as well.

The six things I could never do without
My Computer
my brain
my heart
most internal organs I have
maybe I could do without a kidney

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I could improve various aspects of my life.

On a typical Friday night I am
Working, drinking Patron or Jameson, or watching a movie.

The most private thing Iím willing to admit
I can't sing at all.

You should message me if
You have a personality.
You want to go on an adventure.
You are challenging.
You want me to buy you things.
You want to date me.
You're social.
You know what you want in life.

Please refrain from messaging me if:
You type with all caps.
You can do better math than me.
You are boring.
You're an actress. Sorry :/

Thank you. Free cookie available after messaging me since you read all of this

So please give me some feedback positive or negative. Do you think my profile is portrayed in the ways I wanted it to feel? Thanks!