I just made a post saying how easy it is to get contacted via online dating websites. I thought it would be beneficial to post my (creative and very popular) profile info. Enjoy.
"So I was looking at this thing today and I decided that it is almost impossible to describe who I am in a few paragraphs. However, I think it is probably worth my time to give it a shot as I am giving this whole website a chance.
First off, let's start with what I am NOT like....
So if you like the incredibly tan guys with waxed eyebrows in the club, who wear affliction shirts and lift them to show off their abs, while they flex triceps and stick out their tongues (or stick up their middle finger) for every picture......while sporting a frohawk, a white suitcoat jacket, and while utilizing glow sticks, or some type of drug to "intensify their club experience".......I probably hate you.
If you think anyone on Jersey Shore is attractive.....I also probably hate you. If you watch the show....and PROMISE to NEVER expose me to this fact.......but watch it for entertainment value.....we might be able to work through it.
So what am I like?
Here is the point where I get to gloat about all of my accomplishments and tell you how great I am. Obviously, this is not an easy thing to do as I prefer to retain my modest demeanor. But, again, I signed up for this so here it goes. I won a condo in the city. I am definitely not like everyone else and I pride myself on being that way. I was the person who would ignore what the "crowd" was doing and go my own way. I have plenty of friends and all of them are just as important to me as my family is.......as I consider a lot of my close friends as family anyway. For work I am a Marketer. I love my job and although I am busy, I can always make time for that special someone. I think that chivalry has been beaten with a large pole that has spikes in it and is dipped in acid.....but I still try to keep up Chivalry on my end. Pulling out chairs, opening car doors, the whole nine yards. I am the only individual in my family to get my MBA, let alone go to college. I have worked hard my whole life for everything and I am glad my parents raised me that way.
What is wrong with me and why am I on this website?
Have you been to the bars in Chicago and taken a look at the girls that have makeup dripping off of their faces while they puke in garbage cans? That's why. But really....the girls at bars haven't worked out. I feel this is a much more intelligent approach as I can be picky and get to know someone better.... I have also been told by all of my invisible friends that I am the coolest guy ever and I am totally normal.