Ok guys so below is a email convo between me and this girl on a dating site. she is being extremely difficult I believe she is just throwing she tests constantly. I am not a bad looking guy at all so thats to a issue, it also says on the site that she rarely every replies to anyone (it says that info on her profile provided by the company). So she must be slightly interested. As you can see below I am chasing her which is crap, but I was trying to get something going.

Email 1
ME: soooo where is your third arm? I am just trying to rationalize why you are on here? So quick, fast, tell me 5 words that describe you.

Her: third arm? what? you tell me. im not telling you.

Email2
Me: Yes third arm silly girl! Meaning you must have some horrible affliction if your on this dating site, I cannot see any other possible reason for you to be on this site. I have my excuse whats yours?

Her: was heart broken and drunk when i made this then next day i got tons of msgs.

Email3
Me: "Fuck em if they can't take a joke"! I am sure you are a amazing girl, I don't know what the situation was but I'm sure you are better off now. Initially when I saw your profile I thought you were going to be bitchy and stuck up, but your actually really friendly . Seeing how you are so friendly and a complete stranger I will probably never meet, I have a question maybe you could help me with.

So a friend of mine was with this girl for a long time. In the last couple of years she had starting doing pills, pain killers then to coke etc. Initially it just started as a occasional thing with prescription meds etc, which my friend didn't really worry about to much. Until about 6 months ago when he went to work in Alaska for 4 months. He came back and she didn't pay any bills spent like 15,000 dollars out of his account and all sorts of bad stuff. So naturally he broke up with her and moved out, she denied having a problem. So recently she said she was clean and wanted to be with him again. I would just like to get a girls perspective on this. Do you think he should trust her?

Her: its going to take time to trust someone again..maybe years..if they're meant to be then they'll meet again.

Email4
Me: What did you want to be when you were little? Don't say princess.

Her: sorry but im looking for a bi guy..i wanted to be a fish



OK THAT LAST COMMENT SHE SENT REALLY THREW ME FOR A FUCKING LOOP! I AM THINKING OF SENDING BACK "ACTUALLY I AM GAY AND JSUT LOOKING FOR A COOL GIRL TO GO SHOPPING WITH". JUST TO FUCK WITH HER, I NEED HELP GUYS LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!