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Thread: The big list of DLV on Facebook

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    Default The big list of DLV on Facebook

    Hey bro's i thought since Sitfab started a list of status update dhv and he and i are mortale enemies (kidding the guy's helped me with a lot plus we've never met) i thought it would be funny if i start a list of dlv status updates and i want all of u guys to chip in write the funniest and stupidest status updates u've seen or can think of:
    _ I am dark and handsome. When itís dark, Iím handsome.
    _ If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians.
    _When I say "wow, thatís crazy", 99 percent of the time, it means I havenít been listening to a word of your conversation.
    _A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
    _"Magnets destroy credit cards." Not nearly as much as happy hours and women.
    _Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, Iím on a diet.
    _A married man should forget his mistakes; Thereís no use in two people remembering the same thing.
    _Dijon vu: the feeling youíve had this mustard before.
    _Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
    _I wish all my electronics came with as much memory as a girlfriend or wife.
    _Evening news is where they begin with ĎGood eveningí, and then proceed to tell you why it isnít.
    _Everyone has that one friend you just canít bring anywhere cause they always embarrass you. If you canít think of who that friend is, itís you.

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    hahaha, most of those are actually very funny!

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    Hahaha Xavier, cool sarcarstic jokes

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    Whats the difference between a woman and a job, the job still sucks after 10 yrs
    Last edited by xavier; 01-03-2012 at 10:47 AM.

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    I kinda liked them too. But then, I'm obviously not female.

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    Check this one : I have the smallest weener on Facebook

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    So i'm curious as to how you are supposed to use FB status to dhv. I mean I can see it working to a point, but wouldn't multiple interactions during a certain period, or multiple smaller periods be sufficient to DHV ?

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    of course yes but what about the girl u wanted to go out with in high school but were too shy to ask out?, what about the girl that u thought was smoking hot but was going out with u're friend? how r u going to get their attention again?

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    Completely get this one. I guess I have never been to keen on trying a direct pickup on facebook, as I prefer in-person myself. I guess it would be a trick though to get them to stop their busy lives long enough to make time for you.

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    Default Re: The big list of DLV on Facebook

    status update...."im bored does anyone wanna come play xbox, wait i forgot i can just play with myself."


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