okay so sorry about the length, its going to be a relatively quick read so let me know how i can get her to respond, id like to gain knowledge in online game because im terrible with it, thank you. oh and ps this is a girl deleted her old account and created a new one. and here is the conversation:
me:alright jenmeister! weve got a lot in common... we both obviously love pandas so im gonna let you in on a little secret!
i actually plan on robbing a bank, fleeing down to the ocean and faking my own death this week. umm the scuba tanks are in the trunk. im currently looking for a getaway driver so legally i am going to need to take a look at your license before we start... oh and we will split the profits 80/20 (80% me 20% you obviously). ps we are probably going to get hungry so bring a sandwich or something but please no egg
salad because they smell like farts. so jenmeister... are you in?
me: pps. you look totally familiar! not that ive seen you on the street or anything cause that would be weird... but i feel like you had a different account, correct me if im wrong!
her: I DID! LOL deleted the other one YOU are the first to notice congrats!
me: ayoooo! whats my prize? surely i deserve one!
her: LOL pick a prize from the wall It's all there, in plush!
me: alright alright, a plush panda would be awesome! (ps holding you up to it lol) thank you out of curiousity,
what was wrong with the old account that you had to switch?
her: Well, there were certain people that just wouldn't stop
messaging me so yeah but good choice! lol pandas are awesome
me: lol well for your sake, lets hope that these certain people dont discover you! like i mentioned earlier, we can flee down to the ocean and fake our own deaths :P and obviously pandas are a good choice, i own like 3 of them but only one is domesticated lol. how about you? :P
okay so thats where the conversation ended, i do not want to go and have a One Night Stand with her, id like to take her out and have a good time, get to know her better, and shes also gorgeous btw lol. so if anyone knows how i can re-initiate that would be amazing. i know that as long as i get that first date and the number, id be able to show her an awesome time. so please help fellow puas thank you