Guys what do you think went wrong here...
Hey I recently met this HB9 at a club and have been texting her. Have a look at the following:
Me: Hey cool meeting you the other night, going out next week if you wanna come for a drink i'll be about? x
Her (1 day later): Did we meet in oceana? Haha, faint reccolection... Ahaha
Me (8 hours later): Ha ha yeah. We did. You were telling me I should text you to arrange a meet up for next week. But i hardly know you :P
Her (3 hours later): Ahahahahahhah.... I shouldn't be allowed near alcohol :P ahhaah, did you have a good night?! x
Me (1 hour later): Haha bit of a lightweight? And yeah was a great night! :P x
At this point I got no response so I started a new thread the next day....
Me: Hey, you naughty alcoholic I'm so coldd brrrr. What you get up to this weekend? x
Her (1 minute later): Hahahaha, been working! Worked 12 hours yest, and the same today ): boo! You?? x
Me (20 minutes later): Haha! Where on hell do you work? A brothel? :P x
Her (1 minute later): Hahahhahaha, oh yeah hahahaha - nah I wish it was a brothel!! Nahh, I've been coming home to work sometimes to keep the moolah coming in ha! Work in an old peoples home - as i'm doing nursing at uni lol xx
Me (30 minutes later): Hahaha so you have to change their underwear and scrub them down? I wouldn't mind you coming round for a moment or two p.s. do you prefer chocolate or strawberries and cream? x
Her (10 minutes later): Oooh, chocolate and strawberries? am i allowed to mix it up? Hahah, and i'm gonna pass on the coming round to wipe your ass invite hahah... :P xxx
Me (30 minutes later): Hey don't be greedy and damn I really needed a good wipe. Could have been fun! p.s Rom com, horror or action movies? x
Her (3 minutes later): Ooooh, I love them all! Like, i love the notebook, anddd also love the matrix, so i seriously watch anything!! Not too keen on horror... I have an over active imagination and scare myself ahahh!! Xx
Me (15 minute later): Ooh the matrix is a good movie, not so sure about the notebook, bit too girly for me. I'm a 300 type of guy and I have a strange likeness for rom coms :P xx
Her (1 minute later): Omg, I watched 300 literally last week! Hahahahahha, yes to romcoms! C'mon, name your faves!! x p.s first time i read that i thought it said "I have a strange likeness for roman coins" I was like. Wtf. Hahahahah! x
Me (4 minutes later): Well the romans did have some great taste. Nice! We so have to watch it this week, wednesday or thursday? P.s I'll melt some chocolate for the strawberries! x
- That was the last text and no response for 2 hours, what do you think went wrong and what went right up there ^. All comments are helpful please
p.s. I also think the last text about romans having some good taste was such a bad line.
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