Alright so I have two examples here... I got the first message from a different forum but these were both off POF. I never really used to think I had a problem talking to women, but I know I could use some improvement.
ME:You know... I'd really take that picture off your profile
HER: Which one? And why is that?
ME: I'm just teasing. I wanted to see if you can take a joke. You look like you could be trouble, are you trouble?
HER: I feel like if I answer that I'm incriminating myself....I plead the 5th? But same question to you....and you
don't have the right to that amendment
ME: Plead the 5th? Now your just playing innocent, and we both know how "nice, sweet, and innocent" girls are .
Are you trying to imply that I'm trouble? That depends on whether you're fun or not... Are you?
HER: You can't self declare whether your fun or not. That's for someone else to figure out. But I like to think so.
I assume you are judging by the non-conventional questions I'm getting from you. And just out of curiosity, how are "nice, sweet and innocent" girls....?
ME:Judging? No... That isn't for me to decide, perhaps you're feeling some guilt for some reason or another ? Oh so you'd like to know about "nice, sweet, and innocent" girls? Well I prefer not to get into specifics or detail, since that really isn't my style. If you don't consider yourself innocent, then what opinion do you have of yourself?
HER: Haha a wink face, now I know you're trouble. You've just confirmed it. And I didn't say I wasn't innocent.
But I didn't say I was either. Perhaps I'm in between the two. What about you Mr. Wink Face?
ME:Mr wink face? Awwh that's cute, but don't you think it's a little early for pet names? Now I feel like I'm being tested, and I'm offended that you would think I'm trouble. I know I have nothing to be concerned about though, because I'm a little angel 0 lol. So could I get your name? Mine is ____
HER:Trouble is always "offended" when it gets called out on what it is. It is confirmed. And you're right, ____
probably works better than Mr. Wink Face. My name is _____
ME: Oh now I see how you are... You're accusing me of having a guilty conscience aren't you? I swear I don't have to take this kind of abuse lol. It is a pleasure to meet you ____. So how is it that a decent looking girl is into Star Wars and Incubus? I think we could have some fun going to a race, or watching some motocross together
HER: Haha I just love to abuse. George Lucas and Brandon Boyd are immortals among men. And I'm always
down for racing, I don't know much about motocross, I'm more of a NASCAR person, but it definitely takes
ME: I used to watch NASCAR, but driving 5 miles and turning left over and over drives me insaaaane. You don't strike me as the type of girl who is intimidated easily, so do you think you could handle going for a ride on my motorcycle?