routine #1

hey guys just thought i would put up one of my recent Field Tested routines went out with 3 of my mates for a few drinks to a local bar, walked in and i was knee deep in HB's ranging from about 6- to possible genuine 10's bear in mind all of my mates have either long shoulder length har or that weird emo thing thats so popular nowadays.

opening a 2 set they are both i suppose about 8 possibly 9 at a push.
aproaching from the left rear, both can see me clearly walking up to them , and i ask the good old opinion opener, '' look ladies i'm in a bit of a fix with my mates back there, and i can do with a female opinion .
basically the whole opener revolved around my hair which because i'm in the army is always quite short.
'' so my mates think that if you have short hair it just opens you up to be hit on by gay guys because no straight guy can actually keep themselves well groomed, apparently its un - natural, what do you think about guys with short hair ?''
Hb 1 (the 8): well i think that a guy with short hair is quite sexy, it shows they know how to look after themselves,
Hb2 (9) : what does it matter what length your'e hair is , people should like you for who you are not what you look like. it's like being against guys with goatee's

Me to Hb 9 : and it looks like you have a very nice one growing yourself hahaha
Hb 8 : (starts gigling)
HB9 : gently slaps my arm and smiles'' that was really mean''
me : i know but think of it this way, what do you do for a living ?
hb 9: i'm a receptionist at a beuty parlour.
me : well think of it this way if that ever falls through you could always join the circus as the bearded lady .lol
at this point we exchange names

so iv'e thrown in a few negs at this point, albeit at the top end of the scale bordering on abusive but suprisingly at this point the set opens up more, my mates come over to join us , and within a few minutes the 8 is distracted by my best mate danny which leaves the 9 all to me , we get to talking (for about 3 hours about sh1t in general, and the end of the night comes round when i say i'm going to catch a cab, she follows and says somthing to the effect of i'll catch it with you , you can drop me off at mine on your way home (she lives about 1/2 a mile away from me)
and thats it , we barely made it out of the farkin bar before she was all over me, and this bitch was rough, scratching biting, nibling , we get to the taxi rank get into the taxi , and she gives her addy turns to me and whispers,

''you are coming back to my place so i can punish you for the bearded lady comment earlier,''
i barely get the chance to say ok before she has her tongue down my throat again.

right i'm not going to go any further in this story suffice it to say it was a great night and i'm still scratched to fark.
but the point is that simple opinion oppeners like this can yield great results, don't over complicate your game it just farks up your train of thought just make it natural and say what ever you think of staright away, regardless , i gaurentee it will be a lot funnier, and more spontaneous if you do
good luck guys
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fark YA! That sounds like you did everything right!

Great push/pull banter. Funny and playful teasing. Good opinion Opener with a great hook. Well done my friend... well done!

Rep ++

Dude the part i love most about "gaming" is that precise moment when she says to you, "Your mine".

That rush of adrenaline. I love this sh1t!

mo mo how long have you been practising gaming either in the community or the real world

Respect! Nice and smooth, I'll be sure to open with something simple like that next time. Thanks for the advice.
Peace

no worries tomcat the best thing you can do if your'e new to the game is to keep things simple, i did it for the first 6-8 months when i was starting out, and it worked out pretty well, just remember the more you do it the easier the game becomes and the sharper your social and p u skill set gets

Thanks, I'll be sure to try... I have great people skills and I'm social, but my problem is that I used to be fat and worst of all I considered this a weakness, my self esteem was horrible, I had no confidence whatsoever. But I had tons of friends-and I still do, it's just that I thought I could never accomplish anything with the ladies.

Now things are a bit different, I'm still a martial artist, as I was in my fat days (10 years of karate-this fall), but now I'm lean and quite buff (I'm 17, 5'9" and I can bench press ~220 pounds), and I have a marine buzz cut. The problem is, I still consider myself unattractive, because I can't seem to let go who I was, and because the girls my age tend to fancy baby-faced surfer looking creeps with highlights, compared to which I look rugged and dangerous.

Basically, I have a fear that a girl will take one look at me, laugh and walk away, like they did so many times before... Or that I'll get a response like: "yeah, you're great and everything, I can't remember when i last laughed so hard, but... you're not my type...physically, so can we just be friends?"... I can't count how many times I've gotten this response...

right tom, first off let me tell you a little secret , i'm still the same now lol, i had a hard childhood, bullying mostly, which led to self esteem and confidence issues, which then led to depression......... you see where i'm going with this?
the main thing that you have to remember is that by thinking about things which are negative your sub conscious stores those thoughts as facts, so what i want you to do when you read this is ask your self a few positive questions, or make positive thoughts instead of saying or thinking ''girls my age tend to fancy baby-faced surfer looking creeps with highlights, compared to which I look rugged and dangerous. ''
say you know what girls dig me because i'm rugged and dangerous, you know why ? because you can give them that feeling of ''protection '' which deep down all women are secretly searching for.
now have you read the game, the rules of the game, mystey method , or anything else out of or from the community ?
id recomend anything by style , david de angelo or Mystery,
another thing, as weird as it sounds go out and buy a book on body language, 90% of all communication is done non - verbally , it might be a weak point in your game, you might look big a dangerous, but if you can pul of an AMOG then you will be noticed more as a person of value in the oposite sex's eyes
any q's just email me

I understand perfectly, thanks a lot. No, I haven't read any of those yet, but I'll make it a priority. Tonight I'm going out, with my best buddy as a wing, and I'll be sure to post a report. btw what would be the best strategy for a disco-bar?

it depends on what type od disco bar it is, still use a situational Opener, but also take into account that its bound to be a lot louder in a disco than say in a quiet secluded bar, so body language is the key element to getting could bites and feedback ok.
just remember relax, enjoy yourself and think positive