3 some, 4 some, blow job

So I was talking to Bill the other day about how me and my girlfriend are doing the three some thing and how I am really new at it and so I am sending him some field reports. He asked me if I would post this one. The back story is, we met a girl the other night, she was supposed to come to my house for a date, then go dancing, then come back and fark (right?). She bailed on me. Thus starts my field report :

ARGH!! Last night was actually pretty nice to be honest. Our date bailed on
> us, so my girlfriend invited 2 other friends who like to do pick up to come
> with us and we had a great time, I actually had to ditch them for a while
> cause its way too easy to open sets with 4 beautiful women next to you. I
> got some good sets, had a really difficult obstacle, who was the hot chic in
> the group of mostly men, that was a VERY fun challenge. The one who was
> going to come home with me, who I farking loved turned out to be 16, that's
> Germany for you, me and my morals.
>
> Anyway, our date called me that night and apologized, and I told her she
> could come to the lounge that I was at, but she had to buy all of my drinks,
> no matter what I ordered. She confessed to me that she was nervous
> because....she's a virgin. And she wanted to come home with us after the
> lounge. I told her that she should really find a nice guy, and date him for
> a month at least and make sure hes nice for her first time, I just cant take
> her virginity in a 3 way with no intention of anything short of casual sex.
>
> At the end of the night, I got a fantastic blow job from my girlfriend, and
> at least went home with a good conscious.
>
> And by the way, even though she had a good reason for chickening out, I
> obviously didn't build enough Comfort, and put too much pressure on her, and
> had her feeling it and growing it all week, any advice, I always have this
> issue with the three some.

Oh, one last thing that I think is great, the lounge stunk of smoke, on the ride home me and my girlfriend were basically doing the "eww you stink of marlboros" thing. That night, she rips my pants off, sticks it in her mouth, pulls out and screams "ughh! Even your d1ck smells like smoke!" - She did finish the job, that was the line of the day.

Wow. 16. Kudos to you for not thinking with your other head this time.

Anyway, they say that smoking does affect taste, and drinking any caffeine also doesn't improve the taste of cum, but this is the first time I heard of smoke literally being absorbed through pants. Must have been one real smoky place. But why didn't you guys just shower?

Oh and I wanted to add something about girlfriend and blow jobs, I totally AFC'd for a period there and had gotten like no real bj's for 6 months, about 1 year ago I came up with a plan, I had my friend approach me and do it..(im standing with girlfriend by the way)

Friend: Dude, Ive been with [girlfriend] for six months, and she has stopped giving me head, Women farking suck ( this is all scripted)
Me: Not my girlfriend, she still gives me head at least 2-3 times a week, and she gives the best head on the planet, I farking swear. She always takes of me, shes the best!
Friend: Dude, I am so jealous of you!

(if she goes like, uhh what, just say I love you, don't even debate the subject whether she really does it or not, just be nice and assume she does)

After that, I started getting it 2-3 times a week, and she started loving to give it. I never called her on it by the way, that night she just went nuts, and I just went with it and didnt say a word (no questioning good behave, period).

That's Instinct's bj trick.

^ You should patent it..

lmao this thread is great and hilarious