Text Report

I know this forum is for field reports but this text conversation was good and i thought i would share. I met this girl like two months ago out at a bar and she was definitely into me. Only thing is she has a longggggggg distance bf which i found out days later. We text occasionally and she seems like she wants to hang out but is nervous because she doesnt want to end up cheating.

Friday she wanted me to come to the bar where she was but i turned it down because she has flaked on me a few times so im not rushing out anywhere for her.

Heres the text game im proud of :

her: My apologies for the drunken harassing texts friday
me: How are you going to make it up to me?
her: I don't know.. Any suggestions?
me: I accept cash, women, or alcohol.
her: Haha. Cute
me: You may choose at least two of the three to be delivered to my house at 9pm sharp tomorrow night.
her: So if I show up with a bottle of wine, that counts?
me: Maybe i will let you slide but it was plural - women
her: You are too funny tonight
me: I hope you have cute friends.
her: Nope, all very very ugly
me: Now you are just trying to keep me to yourself.
her: And if I am?
me: Then you will make sure you arnt followed tomorrow.
her: Hahaha

End

comments?

IMO great txt game bro....don't know if I would have used the last line about you will make sure you aren't followed line but I don't think it hurt you any. Very cocky funny game and sounded like a man with options ! Haha I like the women was plural part. Good job... I like it!

Yea i agree that line was the weakest but i couldnt think of anything else.

Hahaha. Am a girl and I find that convo great Hopefully she stops flaking out on you dear!

Nice text game bro! Hahahha. It's very funny, simple and yet she was hit perfectly. And she did respond positively to your text game! keep it up

A+ text game.