Girl that is giving me a hard time

ok so i have a girl i have been talking to for like 2 weeks and she seems to be giving me some trouble. I took her out and she had lots of fun but then i started getting the vibe she wasnt digging me very much so i hit her up today on facebook and this is kind of how it went.

Christopher
hey stranger. How u doin

4:23pmLindsey
haha not to bad, wbu?

4:24pmChristopher
good...i feel like we havent talked in a while...i have been busy....lol i was thinking about getting a new job and was wondering what you thought
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i think it would be a great job..i have two possibilities...lol

4:26pmLindsey
nice what jobs

4:26pmChristopher
i was thinking about being a Stripper or an ass model

4:26pmLindsey
hmmm.... tough choices

4:27pmChristopher
i was thinking there are guys that just sit there and get makeup put on their ass to make it seem like they have been shot...like in forrest gump and pearl harbor...
hahah yeah i cant choose which one i would like more.do i want a lot of paper cuts from dollar bills ...or do i want my legs getting numb from laying on my stomach getting makeup on my butt for a couple hours...lol which would u choose

4:29pmLindsey
hmmm... i would have to go with whichever pays more

46pmChristopher
i was thinking about some things...maybe i can run a few of the ideas past you

4:47pmLindsey
alright lets hear em

4:48pmChristopher
alright so i was thinking about maybe getting some all white clothes and then finding a place to put up some tarp and then put a big white piece of paper hanging and just flinging paint all over the place...lol i think that would be a lot of fun
but i promise u will get dirty...can u get dirty?

4:49pmLindsey
yeah i can do dirty for the most part lol : )

4:50pmChristopher
lol well idk...a couple quarts of paint...you have to be able to get really dirty...

4:50pmLindsey
haha as long as it washes out of my hair...haha or idk it might be fun to see what people have to say about it

4:51pmChristopher
lol i would stay dirty cause it would be funny to go do something with paint all over myself....hahaha just the looks from people would be funny...and yes i would get stuff that washes out of ur hair

4:55pmChristopher
ok if you dont feel like throwing paint all over me and a big sheet of paper and being really playful...i was also thinking of maybe taking you too the zoo on a nice day and have fun just seeing the animals and maybe feeding some giraffes...i love those giraffes...but they have super long tongues...lol it gets a little gross

4:56pmLindsey
haha and their tongues are blue

4:57pmChristopher
yeah but they are so slimmy and gross...but it makes me laugh

4:57pmLindsey
lol nice

4:58pmChristopher
so do one of those sound like fun

4:58pmLindsey
haha yep

4:58pmChristopher
which one do u want to do? its up to the sexy girl which one we do

4:59pmLindsey
hah they both sound fun lol

5:00pmChristopher
i could try doing both...as long as you can go to the zoo with paint all over you...hahaha but if we do that i have to bring a camera to take pictures of you... that would be so funny

5:00pmLindsey
haha that would be pretty funny.
well i am off so feel free to text me any more of your crazy ideas lol

5:01pmChristopher
lol crazy?
oh no way they are awesome

ok so i feel like she was digging me. I think if i get her to come out i have to do some more Kino Escalation and i definitely have the chance for a kiss close at the paint thing. cause i could get playful and get a little more touchy and feely.

Any Ideas about what i did wrong or what i did right.

You tried wayyyyyy too hard. Notice the length of your messages to hers. Give her a second to process what you say before you keep building what you are going to do with her. With the constant pushing of random ideas it seemed a little weird and needy. There were some good points but you just seemed to get too excited. Slow it down

ok ill go with that. i usually always seem to be very talkative and detailed. But yeah i guess i was being detailed but from first meet, if i didnt try to open her up or talk she was too nervous to talk. Do u have any advice rather than just saying you seemed too excited, wierd, or needy. lol yeah i just usually find it wierd when a guy cant continue a good conversation because they are not creative or fun to talk to. so i dont usually stick to usually Pick Up Artist conversation points. Like when i tell my dhv stories, the girls are constantly laughing and connecting rather than" ok so that was cool but why cant u keep a good conversation". So ok ill take it but i always can make girls laugh and keep good conversation.

Any other advice.

ok thats good. cause i will end the conversation and have her keep thinking about me. yeah and i was just chilling online, so i did reply faster.. thanks that was helpful. Maybe not be as ellaborate and detailed, keep it shorter than she wants to keep her wanting more and reply slower.

Any other advice?