Alright like it said its been a while on a field report so time to post this one.
Me and one of my friends headed downtown for a typical Saturday night. I have been working on getting him into the whole PUA thing, he is a bit of a natural but doesn’t quite know how to open. So we went to one of our favorite spots grab a beer and go sit at a table. We are bsing about opening lines and then a bachelorette party walks in. 7 girls, all of which are HB 7-9 with on solid 10 in the group. I told my friend he should go try to open it, of course he refuses and said that they will just shut him down. I had made a joke earlier to him about the gay opener to which he said it would never work, so I tell him im going run it on them (he expects me to be blown out). I should sy at this point that I am dressed in blue jeans, a button down CK shirt with a Banana Republic sport coat over it with faded aviator sunglasses and drivers hat on (I looked a bit gay in it so I figure what the hell!) I walk over run the line turn the HB10 and tell her (trying to muster up as much of Style in me as I can) “to bad im gay, cause you would so be mine.” And with that Im in.
So the girls start talking about my cloths and how nice my hat and jacket are. So I took my hat placed it on one of the girls and locked myself in. When the HB10 made a joke about it, I through a neg at her. I decided that I needed to get sitting down and put my back to a wall, not to the crowd. So I took one of the girls hands, commented on her dress, and made her stand up and do a spin so I could see. As she did so I slipped into her seat which happened to be right next to the HB10. The other girl sat in my lap laughed at me, then continued in the conversation. HB10 responds by slapping my arm and telling me im to smooth must have done this before IOI! A few minutes in the HB10 decides its time for another round and asked me to buy them a round of drink. I responded I don’t buy drinks, but that I would make a bet with them and if they won I would buy them a round, if they lost they bought me and my friend a round. I then ran the 5 question game on the HB10 and needless to say my crown and coke was on her. When she lost the game she IOIed again, and I told her I would go with her to carry everything back.
So we went to the bar to get the drinks and I take the opportunity to talk to her a bit, alone. She asked me what I did for a living, I told her so BS cant even remember, who cares she bought it. She then told me she worked in sales so I figured I would run with the thread and asked her what kind, she said alcohol. As a neg I asked her which strip club she was working at, to my surprise she responded with the name of a local club. So I said what you’re a shot girl there or something, she laughed and said she was a dancer. By this time she has her hand on my leg and is rubbing it. The girl who was sitting in my lap comes over and asks what we are doing, instead of blowing her off I brought her in. Grabbed her wrapped my arm around her to which she grabbed my hand and moved It down to her ass. My buddy comes over and gives me that look of which one is mine. So I introduced him to the group and took his hand and replaced mine with his on her ass. I went back to work on HB10.
Everything went great, I number closed well before 2am and then k closed the HB a few minutes later. I even managed to get the two girls to kiss each other (always easier when one of them is a stripper!) When 2 am hit none of us were ready to go home so we took the two of them to eat breakfast. While we are sitting in the booth at the restraunt old girl decided it was time to stop rubbing my leg and start rubbing something else J. So I kiss her and whisper in her ear to wait about 30 minutes and she could continue if she was lucky. My friend was working on the other girl (Unsure of what he was saying or doing but it seemed to be working).
We finish eating and my friend says lets go back to his place and have one more drink. When we get there we go in and relax a bit and continue to escalate the girls. Next thing I know its on. We both fclose the girls that night. When me and HB10 are leaving I’m walking her to her car and she proceeded to tell me that no one talks to her like that way I did, no one except her brother! I took this as a compliment smiled and said thanks. She kissed me and went on her way.
I followed up with her and have seen her since. I don’t think she is quite LMR material, but sure is fun!
Been a while, tell me what you think 
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