Work in Progress....

So I met this cute chick at a superbowl party. We didn't talk much since she was with a friend, but she actually went out of her way to find me on facebook and friend request me. A few days later I IMed her. This is what happened:

Note: I'm bold text and she's regular text and a lot of good smiley faces were lost in translation. May they rest in peace.

8:55am
hey r u going out with *FRIEND*?
8:56am
Sort of. More like a friends with benefits thing. Why?
8:57am
Cuz I think your cute but I dont wanna mess it up for my friend
bye
8:58am
Oh. I see. For the record you're pretty cute too. But i understand. Bye.
8:59am
If it dont work out hit me up with a hello and a smile
9:00am
Haha. Sure thing.
(NOTICE THE HUGE TIME GAP HERE)
9:10am
Actually, for the record, you're VERY cute... Just had to make sure you knew that. Haha. Peace.
9:11am
hey thats not fair lol
bye
9:14am
Haha. I'm just stating facts. When I saw you I was like: damn! If *FRIEND* wasn't here right now.... Haha.
9:15am
ure from *NEARBY CITY* right?
9:15am
Well I'm from *MY CITY*. But I go to *NEARBY CITY COLLEGE*
9:16am
did u guys agree ure not exclusive?
9:16am
Yep.
9:17am
hmmm maybe if you buy me a drink I'd think about it
9:18am
Haha. But I don't drink remember? Besides sex, I'm a good girl.
9:19am
lol thats the naughtiest thing ive heard all day
9:19am
Haha. That's the kind of girl I am.
9:20am
Be my naughty girl and give me ure number
9:21am
Haha. I'll think about it... What about *FRIEND*? He wouldn't be too happy about this... Not sure if I care though. But I'm just saying.
9:22am
ure not exclusive remember?
9:23am
True. Very true. And once again I don't really care either way. But you two are friends. Plus, how do I know this ain't a setup?
9:24am
A setup of what? Besides ure 2 cute 2 just let u slip away like that
9:26am
Haha. Ok. Fine. ###-###-####. Text only please. Call and I won't answer. I'm on campus right now where I don't have a signal so if you wann keep talk in I suggest you facebook me til I get home at noon.
9:27am
actually I need to get ready for work in a minute but ill text u later
9:27am
K. Peace.
9:28am
later woman


AFTERWARDS I bantered with her a bit that night on facebook and the next day over text and a little bit on facebook, and we agree that we would both like to be farkbuddies and that she broke it off with my friend because he hadn't talked to her in 3 days. "I NEED TO FEEL WANTED" she said. Last night I get this:


7:04pm
Hey, I know this is random and out of the blue right now but I don't think I can kick it with you after all. With all that's goin on in my life I realize I can't be nobodies "fark buddy." I need constant support (as in a boyfriend) in my life. So I gotta stop farkin around with random dudes and start lookin for the one. Sorry to have gotten your hopes up. You are really cute though and I would've rocked your world. peace.
7:05pm
How about a date?
7:06pm
Aww... That would be nice... But I didn't think you were looking for that type of relationship...
7:07pm
couldnt hurt to try
7:07pmYou're too sweet. I would love that. You just made me stop crying and actually smile. thanks.
7:09pm
7:10pm
Hehe. You're a cool dude PurpleReign... I might make it out there next weekend. Can we try to go out then?
7:11pm
Yup
7:12pm
K. I'm much better now. See you then!
7:13pm
K bye





Then this morning I get this message from her:
What you got planned? Me and my mom are headed out to *MY CITY* today. I was thinking maybe a dinner? Movie? Or just kick it at your place with my PS3. Lemme know. I don't know if I have money for dinner but a movie for sure I do. Hopefully we can see each other. Call/text (yes I said call) and lemme know. Kk? Peace.

I called her back and told her the movies was my favored option since I'm not comfortable bringing her home just yet. Its pretty obvious to me she wants to fark, but I have about 3 hours to get ready for her and maybe even switch up the venue.

Do you have any advice that would keep the possibilities of becoming FBs alive? Or just keeping the Sexual Tension alive during a movie? What kind of movie should I pick?

Thanks.

This one's on autopilot, dude.

Confirm the date/time, and qualify her for anti-flake defense ("you're not one of those flakey girls who doesn't do what she says she's going to do are you?"). From that point up until you meet, send her nothing but naughty text messages. ("You had better behave while I have you out in public, little girl, or I'm going to spank you." "You have no idea the things I am thinking of doing to you in my mind right now.")

Forget the movie. Have another fun and exciting and interactive adventure at the ready that you think she might enjoy (skee-ball, arcade games, shooting spitballs at blue hairs in the mall), go to the movie theater as if you're going to see one, and at the last minute spontaneously say "You know what, I just thought of something. It's going to be awesome." Then grab her by the hand and whisk her away to the fun event.

Use the fact that you're not stuck in a movie theater chair and moving around to go full Kino. Lovingly body check her to the side while you walk abreast. Spank her on the ass when she's not expecting it for no reason. Give her high-fives for saying retarded sh1t and call her out on it. Reward flirty behavior with flirty kino.

After about an hour of this, take her home immediately and finish the business with your newly sculpted manparts.

Wanted to add... I get creative and start writing my version of how I'd direct the evening to go. But you can pretty much ignore all the "suggestions" I gave if you want. Like I said, it's on autopilot. Of course, if you do your own thing and create the kind of experience I depicted, at least one F\/CK is guaranteed.

I'm back. 1st of all thanks Mr. Prince. I took your texting advice and it did wonders. She even teased me that she might even blow me and revealed other information I might not have otherwise received that night, and was partially responsible for my extra ballsiness on this venture.

They picked me up from my house and it was a very quiet and uncomfortable ride but I tried my best to make small chat and tried to act unaffected by the silence. Her mom made a huge donut around the city. "Do you realize we're a couple of blocks from my house?" This had everyone cracking up and lightened the mood. She dropped us off at the mall/theater. (There is another much larger theater close by but I chose this one because of your suggestion of having something fun to do.)

She was surprised... no shocked that I payed for the tickets and I told her "your not dating a loser anymore" *WINK* and then I bought myself some chinese food and we went to look around the mall since we had time to kill.

On our way out of the sports apparel store I spanked her and she didnt seem to mind.

Finally the movies: even before the movie started we were all over each other. It was almost time for the movie to start when she wanted to blow me, but I wouldn't allow her. About 5 minutes into it I said it was ok and she leaned over and blew me. Absolutely most exciting sh1t I've done until now especially when we almost got caught.. several times lol... and after a while her mom is bugging her to go so we go looking for a bathroom stall and I unzip my jeans and she gets right back to work. Now I'm thinking wow this is the best thing I've ever done.

We leave without me finishing (which is ok) and I get a ride home where I'm just smiling and looking out the window. Almost in a trance like state.

Some of the credit goes to you Mr. Prince. I thank you kind sir

Also showing up without a huge bush probably helped my chances HAHAHAH!

congrats, big man on campus!

What did you mean by her being on "auto pilot?"

Not "her," per se. The INTERACTION was on auto pilot: sit back, relax, let it happen.

You didn't need the fun, first-date, interactive, rapport building adventure B.S.. You were too worried about messing up your chances, and wondering how to increase your chances. But you didn't have to do anything; she was wet and greased and ready to go and you didn't even know it. Auto Pilot (the button a JetBlue captain hits as soon as he buckles into his seat).

This girl is "free and open" and basically a F toy and "what to do next" didn't matter. Now go get condoms, go back to the mall, go straight to the bathroom, push her into the stall, spank her once, say "Behave." whisper in her ear "you are sexy hot." Then pull down her pants, and F\/CK the sh1t out of her standing up.