I think I may have been under the God of luck last night because everything was...well flawless. I have been studying PUA material for a good two weeks now, literally spending 2-3hrs a day reading PUA books and reading threads on this forum. After absorbing so much of this information I decided to finally put in play all that I've learned... So, here we go... The Pregame It was one of my good friends birthday and being the boss he is, had a ton of people invited. Well we started by pregaming at my other friends condo. I get there pretty early, around 9pm...few guys kicking it back drinking, few girls with their boyfriends, nothing new. I enter the scene, smile on, already assuming Alpha Male amongst an already Alpha Male group. Make myself a Makers and Coke and start talking with everyone around. Time passes and by 10:30pm a ton of people start to show up. Well 4 shots and 2 mixed deep I was in a good zone and being friendly, social, and cocky-funny to everyone there, making sure I gave everyone pretty equal attention. There was a girl I had texted earlier that day (HB9 No joke looks just like Taylor Swift) that has had a slight thing for me so I knew I would be targeting her that night. Around 11pm she walks in with a friend of hers and I give myself some time before approaching, to show that I'm more interested in my game of BP. Eventually I lose and catch her glancing at me from the corner of the room. I quickly approach and instantly tease them about how their conversation with the wall is going (They were the two in the back of the party chilling by the wall). They laughed and were being very playful. I mirrored with a lot of kino and a lot of negging. It was going great and I could feel that they both were into me. I stayed for a good 5 minutes before leaving them for a another group of people, but would always catch them glancing at me. Throughout the course of the pregame I'm flirting with almost every decent looking girl there and getting great reaction from everyone, almost felt like I was the life of the party. But this was just phase one and I knew I had to keep the train moving as we started heading out to the club. The Club We arrive at the club, I run into some trouble getting in because my ID isn't matching my face, pay the fark a $20 and get in. Instantly walk in with confidence, a smile and great posture. I had arrived a little late so soon as I get to my table everyone starts shouting my name and pouring me a shot, sweet. HB9's friend HB8 is sitting by herself on the couch of our table and fingers me over to her. I sit down and get comfortable. She starts by telling me HB9 went to the bathroom blah blah blah and then (this where it heats up) says shes wants to play a game. I play along, sure, whats do you have in mind? "Never have I ever" (Boom, I'm in). Ok...you go first. (I expect the usual process G...PG...R...X...boy was I surprised when I heard) Okay...Never have I ever...been in a threesome. (My mind's like No...farking...way) None of us drink and I give a small wink and tell her "Maybe next game we can drink". She laughs and places her hand on my leg. We continue the game, keeping it VERY sexual. The kino escalates out the roof and soon enough HB9 lands her sexy ass down. She instantly joins the game and I make her go...(She had been at the restroom the whole time so here I was definitely thinking Okay she's going to say something stupid...) "Umm Never have I ever been in a threesome" (My mind blows up, its official they talked this one out beforehand and are down!) HB8: No! I already said that! HB9: Oh my bad! I wasn't here! At this point I'm thinking I'm in heaven...but I wasn't in bed with them just yet...I had to escalate and keep the attraction. One of my friends signals me over for shots, and I each give them a kiss on the cheek telling them duty calls, they get mad and don't want me to leave...nice. I take the shot and see out the corner of my eye another girl HB8#2 that I was flirting with at the condo. I move in on her and start grinding, and she starts going at it!!! She initiates kino, grabbing my ass, touching my whole body, the whole show. The two HB's I had on radar had moved behind me to the outside bar, both saw me and I knew for sure they got jealous! I give the HB8 a small kiss on the cheek and say another time, and jet off for the HB's...after all they mentioned my favorite word
. I get to them outside and see HB9 smoking a cig, I call her out saying goodluck getting a kiss from me now. She play hits me and puts the cig out. Then it came to me, a little light bulb that just shined like Ms Liberty Herself, I wrapped my arms around the two and told them there was one more never ever I hadn't done. They both responded, "What??". Me: "Never have I ever, been in a threeway kiss". HB9 looks a little distasteful about it (probably because were literally in the middle of the outside part of the club) but HB8 comes to the rescue with her innocent "Wait, what's that?" HB9 soon expels all negative thoughts and says "This". She goes in, I go in, then boom, us three are right there in mid threeway kiss for a good 5seconds. I literally felt like a 7 year old on Christmas morning, opening that present I've been wanting for all year. The two are now in my hands and all possible thoughts of not having a threeway go out roof...least thats what I thought. I eventually leave the two again on a high note and get myself another drink. Just as I turn around HB8 is standing behind me, pulls me to the dance floor and just grinds her heart out. Mid dance, I twirl her to my front, give her eyes a deep stare, then go in for the kiss. At first a tease, then I give a little more, then just as I expected she can't resist it anymore and goes for the deep passionate frencher. Now if I was an onlooker looking at us, I would have envied the fark out of me for the way she was on me. I mean this girl was an animal, biting, kissing, gripping my back, grabbing my ass, it was sex with clothes and no penetration. Everything was great...until I remembered something. You see I'm a college student...as are the two HB's...it's summer...we're all back HOME for summer. I'm living at my farking parents home...as are the two HB's! Now I assume that they were under the impression that I owned my own place...no...not the case! So...what do I do...I end the makeout session, go outside, and look for a bro's place for the night. I'm going around to several guys asking them if I can use there spot, all with the same response..."sh1t man I've got work tomorrow, I'm going to need my room." Fark, just my luck, I get the chance of a lifetime, and I don't even have a place to do it. Meantime HB9 sees and asks when I'm leaving. Me: "Calm down, I'll make sure I let you know when the train's leaving!" She laughs, tugs my shirt and gives this sexy ass grin. "FAAARK MEE" she's saying, I can hear thinking it from here. HB8 then walks in, "Hey! Why'd you leave??". Not thinking I told her "I had to get some fresh air, was getting too hot in there". Now I don't know what about that sentence did it, but for some reason she gives me the cold shoulder and cuts me off. Now, I didn't care too much about it because I had ways of getting her back, but at that very point in time lady luck decided to walk out and all hell breaks loose. One of the girls from the pregame kicks one of my bros in the nuts and they start yelling, another freaks out and starts bitching some guy shes with, two other girls are just straight pissed off giving everyone the mean mug and my ride is fed up with this one bitch that he's ready to take off. Tension was rising everywhere, the odds of finding a place to fark closed to zero, my ride was edging me to go before he left me so what did I do...said Fark it, let's gtfo!!! We hop in the car and jet. So yeah, I might not have closed a threesome...but then again for a first infield...I felt pretty farking happy with the results. And for the first time, was Too Frat To Care about it anyways! So there's my first infield, yeah the grammar and structure is god awful, but then again this isn't a farking english class. Hope you guys like it, and yes send me feedback!!! ~Class